Ni member yupi ungependa kutoka naye kwa kipindi hiki cha sikukuu za mwisho wa mwaka? Angalizo: Kamati ya mahusiano chini ya Baba V Mamndenyi Judgement iko macho, usimchukue wa mwenzako. Mahusiano...
BOY: Baibe, i know i did u wrong
but i just ask 4 ua forgiveness....
GAL:[message seen] 3minutes
ago.
BOY: Hunnie, pliz just forgive me...
am a human being and am not perfect neither are...
Wajukuu na wapendwa wangu,
Napenda kuwafahamisheni rasmi kuwa mie babu yenu ODM nimeamua kubadilika mwaka ujao (Umri ushaenda huu mambo ya ujana niwaachie vijana.)
Hivyo basi ile biashara ya...
usiku kuamkia kesho tanzania inabadilisha mfumo wa matangazo ya tv kutoka analogia kwenda digital,jivo naomba wanachitchat ambao awana ving'amuzi muwai mkachukue huu si upepo ni kweli,bado...
Kuna hili tangazo la redio la modemu ya iz-net n noumaa.demu alimkuta jamaa yake yupo na laptop anachat net kwa ku2mia modemu ya iz net.demu:mpenzi,tangu ulivyonunua modemu ya iznet,cku hz huongei...
Utafiti unaoneshe IQ na EI vya manoah ni zaidi ya Mwigluuu Chembaaa na Naaapeee. Sasa si ni bora wange mteua manoah kua katibu au muenezi wa itikadi wa chama. Maana kidogo manoah anakua na busara...
A female teacher was having
problems
with boy in her 3rd grade Class.
The boy said, "Madam, I should be
in 4th
grade, i'm smarter than my sister
but she's
in 4th grade".
Madam (the...
Nimekutana na tangazo hili la kazi ya Computer Engineer, lakini namba ya simu ili kuipata hiyo kazi ni sharti upige kwanza simu, na namba ya hiyo simu imeandikwa kimafumbo. Nami niko huku shamba...
I Called my friend and this is what his caller tune had;
You asked for my Phone Number and i Gave it to you
You asked to marry me and i gave you my whole
You asked for peace and Love and i gave...
There was an accident, the police came in and started investigations. this time the interrogation was between the police and the cat.
Police: What has happened?
Cat: My Masters and were involved...
I'm so sor sweetylady naamini itakuwa vigumu kunielewa ila ndivyo ilivyo. Mapenzi yetu yalikuwa matamu na mda mwingine machungu ila niliweza kuvumilia. Visa vingi umenifanyia hivyo kunifanya...
Kuna waliotaka jana nipigwe BAN ya maisha mods wakaipotezea, wengine wakaniponda na maneno mabaya wakadhani nitaogopa nipotee humu, kudadadeki hatishwi mtu nyau hapa, weraaaaaaaaaa!!
Halafu leo...
A boss was telling an applicant the two main rules of the company...
He said
Our 2nd rule is cleanliness. Did u wipe ur feet on the mat before coming in?
the applicant replied,
Yes Sir! I did...
Walevi waliokota kioo.,mlevi wa kwanza baada ya kutazama akasema.,"Hii sura si ngeni ila jina silikumbuki"..Mwenzie akakichukua kile kioo na kuangalia kisha akasema "We chizi kweli,si mimi huyu...
Hayawi hayawi yamekuwa. Kama kuna watu walikuwa na mashaka basi wakuje waone wenyewe.
Karibuni sana wageni & feel at home!!
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Wanabodi.
Naomba kuuliza kidogo kuhusu New Technology ya Digital.
Eti wale wenye simu zenye TV wanatakiwa kununua king'amuzi ili kuona TV.
Nifahamisheni wanabodi.
Kiufupi ni kwamba nimeboreka sana na nina mihasira balaa hapa nilipo.
Nimewatafuta wala bata kama watatu ambao natoka nao wote wamekumbatiwa hawawezi kutoka.
Na mie leo kila nikikaa kitandani...