Mother wakes up in the morning and asks her three year old;
Mother : John Why do you sneak at time and breast feed yet your old now
John: Mum it is not me i stopped breastfeeding long time ago...
Wakubwa shikamooni,warika langu mambo vp?Wadogo zangu nipeni vifijo na nderemo.
Napenda kujumuika nanyi ktk hili jukwaa.Umri wangu ni miaka 25,ni kijana wa kiume,tena rijali.Ni matumaini yangu...
Hi jf members, I thanks God to bear me a hand on ma studies. I can't believe that I passed all ma test and now I got my associate degree in criminal justice. May his name be praised.
:o:o:o:o I...
Binafsi nimekubali sana jinsi ulivyobadilika sana siku hizi...sijajua ni ban au ni mwaka mpya na maisha mapya au ni Roho Mtakatifu kamshukia jamaa!
Hata umpe maneno gani hachukii na anakujibu kwa...
Hebu sikiliza hili tangazo la kifo!!!!!
Ndugu Deus Rweyemamu wa masaki anasikitika kutangaza kifo cha mwane Jose Rweyemamu, kilichotokea jana a
Australia baada ya kupaliwa na burger, akiwa...
Nimezunguka karibu mji mzima kutafuta mswaki maduka yamefungwa mpaka saa hizi? (mbili na nusu?) Huu mji wachaga hakuna au waliopo wavivu!! I can't imagine mchaga mvivu anakuwaje?
Babe: Hallo..
Sharo: hey swtie are u eyes??
Babe: Nini??
Sharo: are u eyes??
Babe: bwana sikuelewi, unasemaje?
Sharo: nasema hivi are u eyes??
Babe: naona hauna la maana me nakata simu...
jamaa alikuwa safarini gari likamharibikia kijijini, akaomba hifadhi, akakaribishwa baada ya kuoga na kula MZEE sasa huyu mgen alale wap? MKE saa hizi ni ucku akalale na bebi jamaa akaona huyu...