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# "laws" forgotten by newton

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Moony, Oct 5, 2012.

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### MoonyJF-Expert Member

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LAW OF QUEUE:

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

LAW OF TELEPHONE:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

LAW OF THE ALIBI:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

BATH THEOREM:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW OF THE RESULT:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS
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The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

THEATRE RULE:
People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE:

As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold

2. ### AbdulhalimJF-Expert Member

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lolz..

3. ### KataviPlatinum Member

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It's true...

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### MmwaminifuJF-Expert Member

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Amazing!

5. ### GaijinJF-Expert Member

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Hizi "law" kuntu

6. ### Captain22JF-Expert Member

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thanks mkuu.

7. ### Emanuel MakofiaJF-Expert Member

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Mkuu kuna siku nilizitafakari most of them do apply!oa

8. ### KongoshoJF-Expert Member

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you have made my day lol

Double LiKe

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### MoonyJF-Expert Member

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maana yake nini?

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### MoonyJF-Expert Member

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unaona? thread kama hii haina wachangiaji kwa sababu haina umbea!

11. ### RuttashobolwaJF-Expert Member

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Safi sana kijana! Nimezipenda hizo!

12. ### Chuma ChakavuJF-Expert Member

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THE LAW OF QUEUE always applies to me when i'm at the shoprite-mlimani city!!!

13. ### DonnJF-Expert Member

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Dah... Most ni kweli...

14. ### GaijinJF-Expert Member

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15. ### cacicoJF-Expert Member

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unawajuaje wambea kama na wewe si mmbea! kama mimi ndio naamka nimeiona na nachangia kama hiviu, ulitaka woteeeeeee tuhame majukwaa mengine tuhamie hapa??? u-dictator mwingine?? kaaaaazzzzz kwel kwel!!

16. ### MyakubangaJF-Expert Member

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Hahaha...dah!
Very true!

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Liiiiiiiiikeeeeeeee!!!!!!

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### frakitoshoJF-Expert Member

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To me it applies when am in a traffic jam at ubungo

19. ### simplemindJF-Expert Member

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