.
"Bujibuji: I wanna buy a bra for my girlfriend but I am not sure
about the size.
Shop attendant," Is she slim, big
or like me?"
Bujibuji: just like you.
Shop attendant: Ok then I can
show...
Kajamaa kafupi kembamba na jitu la miraba minne wamekutana kwenye lifti kwenda gorofa ya kumi na sita. Wako wawili tu. Kajamaa kafupi kakawa kanaliangalia lile jitu kwa muda, bonge akaongea: Kilo...
"Kuzaliwa na baba maskini hiyo ni kudra ya Mwenyezi Mungu,
Kuwa na baba mkwe lofa ni kujitakia"
Ushauri huu nina u dedicate kwa Smile na @lara1
amu Arabela charminglady Zion Daughter na...
baada ya kutoka na single ya maswala ya siasa sasa nakuja na;
1.jinsi INNOVATOR anavyo panga kumpiga ban ya mwaka Arushaone,
2. manoah alivyo kua anagegedana na marejesho.
3 Madame B na...
mchumba wako yupo serious anaumwa na dawa yake ni kufanya sex na asipofanya sex atakufa ikifika dakika kumi na hiyo dawa imethibitishwa na madokta na ww hapo haupo apo ospital yupo best friend. je...
Yaani nilikupenda mpaka nikajihamisha international school kukufuata shule ya kata bila wazazi kujua.......
Yaani nilikupenda hadi nikatengeneza wheel cover yenye sura yako nikaweka kwny gari la...
Is anyone watching the History Channel's 'The Bible Miniseries'? I have checked out and wonder if it's really portraying the Bible or if it is teaching the Bible with New Age doctrine mixed. This...
A husband calls up a hotel's
manager from his room..
Husband : Please come fast , I
was having an argument with
my wife and she says she's
gonna jump out of the window. Manager : Sir, I am sorry I...
Wasalaam wana chit-chat natumai mu wazima wenye siha njema.
Majukumu yamenifanya niwatenge kwa muda kwakuwa nimekuwa naingia kwa beep,
Lakini muda si mrefu kuanzia tarehe 20-03 tutakuwa...
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If U were born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th of any month U r number 1....
If U were born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, 29th of any month then U r number 2...
If U...
Wadau wa JF CC, mwaonaje hali!?!?!?!:peace:
Kwa mara nyingine tena , katika jitihada za kuondoa makunyanzi usoni na moyoni…..famile ya CC inapenda kuwafahamisha kuwa bro wetu, rafiki, baba...
Ndugu wana Chitchat na JF kwa ujumla...
Nasikitika kuwaaga :sad: :sad: :sad: , kuanzia jumatatu ya tarehe 18/03/2013 nitakuwa nje ya Jukwaa letu pendwa kwa muda usiojulikana. Mungu akipenda...
Kwa mara nyingine tena JF forbes inawaletea watu walioweza badilisha dunia kwa namna moja ama nyingine kupitia biashara mbalimbali,
Bishanga kwa mara nyingine tena anaongoza kwa gap kubwa...
Huyu jamaa ni mchafu sana! KWA NINI HUTUMII TISSUE KUPENGA MAKAMASI, UNAFUTA MAKAMASI YAKO KWA VIDOLE HALAFU UNASHIKA PENI KISHA HIYO PENI UNAMPA MTU MWINGINE ANAITUMIA NA UNAJUWA MARA NYINGI...
Huyu hayawani, Jahil Munakirr, tangu abahatishe namba yangu ishakuwa kero, kila siku kunipigia eti amependa sauti yangu, sasa si airekodi apigie puchu kuliko kunisumbua kila siku usiku nikiwa...
Juzi kwa mara nyingine uliahidi kutoa tamko zito kuhusu ndoa yako,mbona kimya?
Nakuaminia mkuu......mwaga razi,rusha nyuki,piga nondo mwanawane,usiogope cha kiplagati26 wala cha Ben Saanane wote...