HAbarii mabibi na babwana.....haya bana ukipungiwa na wewe pungaa bana,napenda leo kuwapa sifa chache za wanaume wa ukweli na nyie mjazie.....1,mwaname wa ukweli anajua kujali[kuonga],2 mwanaume...
Nina gari kali sana, naona sina la kufanya zaidi ya kumtunuku mrembo.
Ningewapa wazazi wangu kijijini, lakini kijijini kwetu kwa uchawi ni balaa.
Ukiwa na nyumba ya bati, lazima mpukutike ukoo...
Masawee gets married, and on his wedding night calls his father to get some tips on what to do since he had never been with a woman before.
"So what do I do first?"
His father: "Take her clothes...
Alikuwepo mama mmoja mkibosho anaetembeza ndizi mbivu mjini Moshi jina lake Manka,sasa alipofika kwenye duka la Mhindi maongezi yakawa hivi, Manka:ngikumba Makundu...
Kimemkumba kisa rafiki yangu mmoja ofisini kwake,ilikuwa hivi;
Receptionist na wadada wengine wote hawakufika ofisini, Managing director (mtu wa makamo) akawa anataka chai basi huku na huku...
Ngono ni tamu jamani acheni maskhara, Yani cpati picha saa hizi kwenye hizo gesti hausi kinachoendelea Yani kama kuna tv zingekuwa zinaonyesha kila kitu huko ndani au mapaa yangekuwa wazimu...
Yaani sijui kama nitaeleweka bila kuleta madhara humu..ni kwamba kwa kipindi kirefu kidogo tangu nijiunge humu pamoja na kwamba wengi ni wakalimu na wenye upendo,ila naomba leo special...
Mama mmoja wa kizungu,alitaka kumuua mumewe.Sasa paliponiacha hoi,eti akajipaka sumu ukeni.Ulaya kuna vituko,ebu shusha kituko chako ulichowai sikia kutoka huko majuu...
Mangi alikuwa
mahakamani kashtakiwa
kwa kosa la mauaji.
Akaruhusiwa kuanza
kujitetea; MANGI:
Mheshimwa mi ninatatiso
maku..makubwa kweli, kila
nikiota ndoto inakuwa
kwee.... inakuwa kweli...
Ilikuwa ni kanisani, Padre akawa anafungisha ndoa akasema; "Kama kuna yeyote mwenye Pingamizi lolote na ndoa hii atoke mbele hawakuona mtu! Aliporudia kwa mara ya pili kua, "Yeyote mwenye...
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