JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Hivi hawa watani zangu watu wa Kilimanjaro na baadhi ya watu wa Kagera hawajui matumizi ya simu, mimi siamini hata kidogo kama hawajui matumizi ya simu kwa sababu ni watu wanaojua maendeleo na...
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Kuuza vinywaji, maandazi, maji ya kunywa.
( profesa muhongo)
Malizieni shuguli nyingine ....
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Mangi alipokufa aliulizwa na
MALAIKA:kushoto kwako ni peponi, kulia ni Jehanam. unapenda uende wapi?
MANGI: Nitabaki katikati ya peponi na Jehanam
MALAIKA:Kwanini?
MANGI:nikifungua duka hapo wote...
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Jamani mwenye bodaboda na anatafuta dereva naomba anidip,hizi njemba zinafaidi mwanawane,embu fikiria nimembeba Chocs mwenge posta halafu hivyo vinyonyo vyake saa sita vinanichomachoma...
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Je?
Umewahi kuwashukuru watu kwa mambo madogomadogo wayafanyayo kwako?
Nathubutu kusema asiye shukuru watu , hata Mungu hatomshukuru! Inshot asiye shukuru ni Mshenzi .
Hebu fikiri watu...
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yersterday i went to watch a doctor i climb a bus then bedshit near a hospital i snake straight to a door i hit and enter doctor watch my face and write a medicine b4 measuring i aked why he told...
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kitototo....
-nilijua chakula cha wanga ni nyama za watu
-nilijua watoto wanauzwa na mama mjamzito anaenda kununua
-nilijua ukienda kujisaidia ni lazima uvue nguo zote kama unapokuwa unaoga...
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unanivuruga unapopigiwa simu hupokei
unanivuruga unaponitangazia mimi kicheche kisa ni hendisamu
...unapo achia ushuzi kwenye kadamnas kama hapa jukwaani
....unapomuita demu wangu kicheche kisa...
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wakuu habari,baada ya miaka mitano nikimpata mke mwema hapa jf nategemea mungu atatujalia mapacha,naomba mnisaidie majina jaman nahisi mmoja atakua wa kike mwingine wa kiume,mie nategemea wa me...
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UKISIKIA PAAH....UJUE IMEKUKOSA,vipi waungwana.kuna kitu nimekumbuka.ushawai kuvamiwa na majambazi au kunyongwa na kuporwa kila kitu,sita kaanisahau hii siku licha ya ujanja wangu wote wa mjini...
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Masai kaenda namkewe hospital, Dr akasema, mimba imetunga nje ya kizazi, inatakiwa apasuliwe. masai kaanza kusema, Hii mama jinga sana wakati mm nafanya mapenzi, yeye nakata kiuno kusoto mara...
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NANI ZAIDI
1. Mmeru anayeenda benki na spana kufungua akaunti.
2. Msambaa anayevua viatu kuingia kwenye taxi.
3. M'kwereanayeingia kitandani na rula kupima atalala kwa muda gani.
4. Msukuma aliye...
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Nyumba yako inaungua,
Sijui ni shetani,
Sijui ni jini mahaba,
Fimbo ya mbali,
Inashindwa sasa kuua nyoka,
Chocs kavumilia weeeee
Uzalendo umemshinda,
Kaoga maji ya moto wapi,
Ndizi ya...
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Habari zenu wana jukwaa..
Nataka kufika kwenye Kituo cha Polisi Kawe.
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habarini marafiki wote humu mjengoni
Lile pambano la kukata na shoka limewadia tena kistyle ya kipekee sana
tutakuwa tunatembelea kila mkoa wa hapa jukwaani na kutafuta wasanii
amabao...
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