Umewah ona familia kama hii...?
1:Eti Mtu ana sura mbaya mpaka akijiangalia kwenye kioo kinaandika Please wait...
2:Dada zake ni wabaya hadi wameweka tangazo getini eti oa mmoja upate wawili...
Za jamvin. Na masiku tele...nataka jua we saivi upo wapi n wafanyaje au wafanyajwe...mi nasty nipo kitandan melala...
Btw i av missed every one in here...ila nasubiria mualiko atakae wahi naenda...
A married man died before having sex with
his wife.
The wife then cuts his manhood
embalms and fixed it on the wall.
Each night
she went to the wall to satisfy herself.
One
day her...
Mtanzania na Mkenya waliingia
supermarket moja jjni Dsm.
Walipotoka Mkenya akawa anajigamba
kwamba Wakenya ni wajanja kuliko
Wa-TZ huku akimwonyesha M-TZ
chocolate tatu alizoiba supermarket...
We hereby officially seeking official registration to cc as new couple .gudgement has alredy done his part I salute him, Ladydoctor has given me go ahead after inspection
Humbly we submit...
Wageni wa siku hizi hawana hata makuu...mgeni wa siku hizi akija haulizi chai wala soda, mgeni wa siku hizi akifika cha kwanza kabisa utamsikia ETI UNA CHAJA YA PINI NDOGO
Never Wash Your Hands!
Itll take him four hours to do one hand. He then photographs it for posterity. I cannot imagine how he does it, the eyes are so remarkably lifelike. It took him 10 hours...
Madaktari wa vichaa katika Hospitali moja ya vichaa katika jiji la London, walikutana siku moja kujadili kifo cha mwendawazimu mmoja baada ya kugundua kuwa amejinyoka masaa machache baada ya...