I think it will sound better when one say Mr & Ms Chitchat, rather than Miss Chit-chat alone. Kama wataka kuwa Mr. Chit-Chat, hii thread ni yako kujitambulisha. Changamka!!
Jamani mwaka huu sito usahahu kwani nahisi kuchanganyikiwa sana sababu matatizo niliopata nahisi kuelemewa kwanza nilipata bahati ya kujiunga na Chuo kikuu lakini sikupata mkopo hata kidogo Ada...
Jamani kuna baadhi ya majina ya vitu na watu hayatamkwi kwenye baadhi ya mikoa nilipata aibu Mtwara mfano;
1. Mkoa: Mtwara, Majina ambayo ni matusi lakini Dar si matusi; Niliuliza embe ng'ongo...
jaman kuna mzingra mengne yanahatar
sana,tena ndan ya nchi hi hi.Kuna kijiji network
za mtandao yote ya cm inapatkana sehemu moja
2 ktk kjj kzma,tena n nyumban kwa mwenye.
ukienda hapo kupata...
Mwanafunzi mmoja aliambiwa na mwalimu wake wa kiswahili, atunge sentensi yenye neno sukari.
Mwalimu : Mussa , tunga sentensi yenye neno sukari.
Mwanafunzi : Jana nilikunywa chai na vitumbua...
Nilikuwa mwenyefuraha sana, nikienda shuleni raha, nikirudi nyumbani full michezo na wenzangu, life was stress free and awesome, sasa hivi karibu kila kitu ni kinyume...sijui wewe unakumbuka nini...
A stressed man was in his office thinking deeply.Suddenly one man ran inside shouting "Peter, Peter your daughter Tonia just had an accident and died"!
Shocked and confused,He jumped out of his...
1-fat women find it harder to give birth to children
2-fat women are always lazy
3-fat women are liable to destroy ur home furniture with their fat ass.
4-fat women like to control
5-fat...
Lyrics to Dr. Kitch :
I am not a qualified physician
And I do not want to give this injection
(x2)
Dorothy's begging for trouble
She is insisting I give her this needle
Darling one thing I want...
Wewe ni mtoto wa pekee wa kike katika familia yenu. Una mdogo wako mvulana last born huyo, very funny! Yani kila siku mkiwa mnapata dinner basi kitawachekecha weee, na mmeshakizoea na kila siku...
Boy: *calls EMERGENCE 112* Hello? I need your help!
112: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
112: So what's your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning.
A woman turns to her husband in bed and asks, "Do you love me only because my father died and left me a fortune?"
"That's crazy. Of course not," he says. "I'd love you no matter who left you the...
Three men were in the martenity hospital waiting room when the nurse rushed in and said to the first man,
"Sir, you're the father of twins."
"Hey! Isn't that a coincidence!" he replied. "I'm a...
Kutokana na wimbi la mauaji ya Tembo kwenye hifadh za taifa na usafirishaji wa meno yake nje ya nchi, serikali imebuni mpango kabambe wa kuthibiti biashara hiyo na inayolenga kumwadabisha katibu...