Jamaa mmoja kwa muda mrefu alikuwa anamfukuzia binti mmoja mrembo na kila mara alikuwa anatolewa nje na yule binti kwa visingizio mbalimbali, hatimae siku moja wakati yumo kwenye taxi mitaa ya...
Siku 1 YESU aliwaambia
+WANAFUNZI+
wake
"BEBENI MAWE"
sasa kwa uvivu wa
+PETRO+
akabeba kadogo basi baada ya njaa kuuma.,
YESU akageuza hayo Mawe kuwa
+MIKATE+
na kusema.,
Kila mmoja ale peke...
Mimi na Asprin, Kaizer,Jopo la wanasheria nguli wa JF wakiongozwa na Dark City tunakusudia kuwapeleka mahakamani hawa watu kwa kosa la kutuchafulia majina yetu na kutuita mabazazi hii ni...
Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me Janice, who created the universe?"...
ndugu zangu,i declare interest that mimi ni mwanachama wa cdm
Napenda mtoe ya mioyoni mwenu mtakavyopokea kushindwa kwa ccm
Binafsi siku hiyo kwangu itakua ni ya furaha sana,ntagawa sana ofa...
saluuuuuuuuuuuuuuute natumaini kila mmoja yuko okay ndani ya jahazi la chit chat mimi sio mgeni nadhani mlishawahi kusikia machachari yangu ndani ya MMU niwatoe hofu zile ni mbwembwe tu mimi ni...
Habarini mabestitoooooooo
Natumai muwazima wa afya mko mkiandaa katika maandalizi ya
mwaka mpya wa 2014 Je mmjiandajee marafikiki zangu
je mmeshajipanga katika mambo mbalimbali ya maendele...
Ukitaka kuwajua kwa haraka watu wa makabira haya
Wakinga
Hawa Jamaa wanavyo tembea,mguu wa kulia unaangalia mashariki wa kushoto maghalibi harafu dole gumba za miguuni na mikononi hazina...
Analysis of the above picture can tell us a lot about how different people think.
- For young men, it's a picture of a lady with a nice arse but only the most observant will notice that she is...
1. Mara mia upigwe vibao polisi kuliko kupigwa virungu.
2. Mara mia utumie Nokia ya tochi kuliko simu ya kichina.
3. Mara mia tuongozwe na Slaa kuliko huyu.
4. Mara mia ujikojolee kuliko...
Kuna siku nimetoka home, njaa inanipiga vibaya.. Pale mtaani kuna hoteli mpya ilikuwa imefunguliwa..
Jina inaitwa
COMPUTER HOTEL
Menyu ndo ilinichosha..a
..window rost
..Mchemsho wa RAM...
Morogoro ni mji kasoro bahari.
Hapa town machizi ni wengi sana.
Mfano ninao wajua mimi machizi maharufu na wenye vitimbi.
BONGWA ,ZINGA ,MABAGA ,JUMA ,PHILIPO ,HASHURA.
Tupia na wewe unao...