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Mwanafunzi mmoja hajui kujumlisha wala kutoa,
Mwalimu katumia njia zote kumuelimisha lakin wapi.
Ikabid ajaribu njia hii
MWL :kwenu mnafuga nini?
MWNFZ :Kuku na mbuzi
MWL :Mbuzi mnao wangapi...
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Mke: mume wangu unajua kuwa mlango wa jikoni umevunjika?
Mme:mi fundi?
Mke:mh! haya naomba ela ya chakula
Mme:mi ATM?
Mke:mwanao jana katoroka shule
Mme:mi mlinzi?
Mme akaamua kuondoka bila...
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kama ungekuwa ww ndio baba ungemfanyaje huyu mtoto
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Mchaga mmoja aliangukia mbele ya geti la NMB watu wakaja wakasema mmwagieni maji ili azinduke
Mchaga kusikia hivyo akawaambia ningetaka majii ningeangukia DAWASCO nimwagien pesa...
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Guys salama nilikuwa nahitaji wimbo wa Kr mullar "jibaba" ule wa enzi ya utoto mwenye kuwa anaweza akanitumia kwenye whatsaap 0718302132,kwani nimeujaribu kuudownload cjaona ukitokea
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Tuviweke kwa makundi yake yaani visivyopikwa ,vya kupikwa nk
Visivyopikwa
Asali
Yoghurt
mua Embe nanasi bivu pera parachichi papai nk
Vya kupikwa
Pilau
kitimoto
halua
Nyama choma nk...
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Si vibaya nikishare na nyie what i have in mind..kiukweli i have big dreams which 5years to come ntahakikisha they become reality...!
1.Kwanza i dream of having a good family..i mean watoto...
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Mupooooo.....
WanaCC napenda kuwaletea salamu nyiiingi kutoka kwenye Server za JF, dada yetu, rafiki yetu na mwana CC mwenzetu ladyfurahia nawasalimu sana....
Kawamiss kinoma yaan... Ila...
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Habari wadau
Nilikua nauliza sehem nayo weza pata maandazi matamu hapa posta mjini
>....naombeni full direction ata jina la eneo,ntaulizia..
Ntashuru kwa muogozo wenu
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True story: kuna mshkaji Mmalaysia alimuga mkewee anaenda China. Mke akamsindikiza hadi airport, kumbe jamaa kaingia na kutoka kisha akazama kwa mchepuko. Sasa jamaa amenasa kwenye apartment ya...
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Jamaa kaingia baa,
Jamaa; mhudumu nipe kinywaji, na mpe kila mtu humu ndani kinywaji, maana wakati napata kinywaji lazma kila mtu apate kinywaji.
Haraka sana mhudumu akagawa vinywaji.
Jamaa...
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jamani mwenzenu sijui kureplay, coment pia nashindwa kujua kama post yangu imejibiwa au laa hata kuipata post niliotuma nishida. Naomba mnifundishe.
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Ivi ni sahihi kudate na mtu ambae mko sawa umri na umemzidi miezi kadhaa mwanamke umemzidi mwanaume halafu huyo mwanaume hajawahi kula tunda ndio anajifunzia kwako.vp apo
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Hadi leo jamaa anawaza atarudi vipi kwake. Kamuaga mkewe anaenda China kwa ndege ya Malaysia iliyopotea, tena kasindikizwa hadi airport. Kumbe kazama mtaa wa tatu kwa nyumba ndogo. Sasa ndege...
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Come to think of it,the Eve species are such interesting individuals (myself inclusive funny enough).These cliche's are common in my society.i.e oh sofy kipenzi changu,jamani my kila kitu while...
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