JF Chit-Chats
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Familia moja ilishangazwa pale walipopokea jeneza la marehemu mama yao
aliyefariki nchini Marekani. Lilitumwa na mmoja ya watoto wake wa kike.
Mwili ndani ya jeneza ulikuwa umesongwa sana...
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Mfano ;- wewe umempenda demu ,, ukamtongoza akakubali ,, akakuambia uje nyumbani ,, ukafika kwao ukamuuliza ,, unakaa na nani '? akakujibu :- naishi na bibi ila hayupo hapa yupo hospitali kalazwa...
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Jamaa alianza kujisifu sana kazini kwake;
Jemsi: Wiki ijayo nafanya mtihani, ni miezi sitasasa nafanya masomo ya jioni, nimejua mengi
sana, we unamjua David Livingstone?
Devi: Hapana simjui
Jemsi...
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Mama kaniambia kuwa pombe ni 'adui' yangu! Maandiko yananiambia nimpende 'adui' yangu! Nimechanganyikiwa!!! nifanyeje jamani? Nichukue uamuzi gani? Nimsikilize nani?
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Jaman natamani kuchat niko sehem ya starehe peke yangu sina hata wa kuongea nae
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Hembe nyie wanaume kagueni mifuko yenu.
I can drink only 7 savana @ 4,500/= na Mbuzi choma 10,000/= sina gharama madadii wangu.
Excel upo?
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Salamu kwenu wadau, mimi ni memba mpya katika kipande hii naomba ushirikiano...
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Babu alienda hospitali kutibiwa akiwa na mwanawe, kufika akaambiwa aanze kulipia kadi sh. 2,000 na kumuona dokta alipe sh. 10,000. Akabaki kimya kwa muda, nesi kuona vile akamuuliza
Nesi: vipi...
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kuanzia la 4 hadi la 7 maksi zangu za hesabu kwenye mitihani zilikuwa zinacheza kwenye 03%hadi 08%.Matokeo yalikuwa yanatangazwa mbele ya darasa! yanapotangazwa mwalimu anaanza kuwaita wanafunzi...
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MCHUNGAJI alikuwa anawaombea waumini wake akauliza;
Mch: Wangapi wanataka kuokoka inueni mikono niwaombee..
Hakuna aliyeinua mkono. Pedeshee mmoja akapita mbele na kupanda madhabahuni na...
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Kitanda kina mambo mengii jamani kinatunza siri zetu nyingii mi kitanda changu hukitumia kumpumzika nikiwa nimechoka pia usiku nikitaka kulala basiii
Je wewe kitanda chako wakitumia kufanya...
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Yaani bungeni leo jioni imekuwa kicheko bunge zima pale spika Makinda alipokuwa akiwapooza wabunge waliokuwa wakicheka mchapio wa HABIB MNYAA aliyechapia badala ya kusema ''naunga mkono'' hoja...
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Ya Leo Kali nimekuta irizi kwenye dirisha la nyumba nliyopanga,yaani mpaka nimeishiwa Nguvu kabisa,nishaurini nimprovoke huyu mama au ninyamaze na kuichoma tu
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Wazo La Leo " Malaria Mwisho Chalinze Dar Kila Mtu Dengu"
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Mwaka 1978 Kenya kulikuwa kuna mchezaji anaitwa Otieno Mboo.
walifanikiwa kufika Fainali ila huyo mchezaji aliumia mechi ya Nusu fainali,
Magazeti ya Kenya yaliandika vichwa vya habari "WAKENYA...
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CNN Journalist: Russia was the first Country to go Space and USA was the first to land on the moon. What will Africa do first?
President Mugabe: We will be the first to land on the sun.
CNN...
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waweza pia kuziita gesti za kijani, zimetoweka, hazipo tena misitu imemalizwa vichaka vimefyekwa, miti imekatwa kufanya maendeleo ya binadamu. green villars hazikuwa na gharawa yoyote na zilikuwa...
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Boy: I am not rich like Raoul, I don't even have a big car like Raoul. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about Raoul..,,,
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Ilikuwa ni muda wa masaa 4 tangu askari wakike ajilaze kitandani toka saa mbili na nusu akiwa na mpenzi wake anakuja kutaharuki anakuta wamelala watu watatu katika kitanda chao cha sita kwa sita...
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