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Nilipokuwa mdogo hadi nafikisha miaka20 nilikuwa natongozwa na wadada, yaani sikuwahi kutongoza kwa muda huo. shida imeanza nilipofikia huo umri. nilipokuwa shule ya msingi top five ya wasichana...
Leo katika safari yangu ya Dar es salaam to Dodoma kama kawaida nikakata siti ya dirishani.Mara ghafla kama maombi yangu kama yalikuwa yanasikilizwa akaja mtoto mmoja mzuri sana sema alikuwa...
Huyu mchumba wangu yeye na gest house ni paka na panya ,anataka aje kwangu sasa wakati mwingine mazingira ya kwangu hayaruhusu . Ninaishi na binamu yangu na wakati mwingine panakuwa na watu...
Marafiki watatu wameenda hotelini na na kulipa $30 ($10 kila mtu) kwa karani kukodi chumba. Alipofika Meneja wa hoteli, alimwambia karani, awarudishie $5, chumba ni $25 tu. Amefanya makosa...
Kichwa cha habari chahusika, nami natuma salaam zangu za upendo kwenu wote nakwa shemeji yenu/wifi yenu/mtoto wenu Lady doctor. Namchagulia wimbo wa 'Let's do it again' ulioimbwa na Arushaone...
Mtu anakuja anakuhuliza " heti mchaga na sigara nani anatoka moshi? Huyu mtu nilimshangaa sana nikaona watanzania wengi akili zao fupi !!! Hivi kama wewe ungemjibu nini mtu kama huyu?
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seven days of business."
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stops for nine months!"...
Once Upon A Time Was A Man Who Asked His GirlFriend if She Want To Marry Him .. His GF Answered Him . NO.
So That Man From That Moment Was A Happy Man ... He Watched TV All The Time, Drink Beers...
Hayawi hayawi sasa yamekuwa,Mungu ameskia kilio cha Walimu.Imetangazwa rasmi na rais ktk vyombo vya habari kuwa walimu wote nchini wataanza kulipwa posho ya Tsh185,000/= tar 15 ya kila mwezi na...
here are some awesome words of wisdom you might have missed out on:
Buy high quality tools, so you only have to buy them once.
Keep a change of clothes at the office.
Never hit anyone unless...
Huwa najiuliza sijui hii aibu wanapata wapi wakati ni jambo la kawaida tu na ni afya pia.Hata nilipokuwa shuleni dada akipumua huwa anaona aibu tofauti na mwanaume anayejiachia popote pale tena...
Hakika Valentine Day Hii Ya Majuzi Imeniacha Mikono Wazi Huku Nikipigwa Na Bumbuwazi Na Nisijue Lipi La Kufanya. Hivi Nyie Mademu Zetu Kwanini Mnataka Sisi Wanaume Wenu Tuwa Boko Haram? Siku Ya...
Yaani valentine ya mwaka huu nimeshinda ndani tu sikuwa na wa kutoka naye kama wenzangu ngoja nianze mapema kabisa kufanya mipango kwa ajili ya mwakani.
Roho iliniuma mno hasa nilipoona watu...