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Ikitokea UMEBARIKIWA utasikia Ohh bwana hii hapana itaniumiza mi napendaga vidogo-dogo ndo nainjoi...Unaweza ukasema Yeess labda wanapenda Ndizi Kisukari... Sasa Kosea uwe na KiNUKTA utakuwa gumzo...
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Halafu Demu akikuacha unalalamika, "Wanawake wa Siku hizi hawaridhiki,nimempa kila kitu yule Mwanamke lakini bado ameniacha" Ukipewa Lips unahangaika kama Fundi Cherehani demu akirudi home...
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Nimepita gereji mara moja mida ya saa tisa hivi, fundi wangu kaletewa wali maharage na maparachichi kama matatu hivi, akashushia fanta ile nyeusi. Baada ya kama dakika kumi akapita muuza madafu...
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Imagine unasafir mdogo wako ana drive kukupelek air port/bus station mkiwa kwenye gar dogo ana play wimbo 'hainaga USHEMEJI tunakulagaa tu'...kumbuk mkeo/mumeo yeye hasafr..nipen mawazo yenu apa...
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*Teacher:* Tunga sentensi ukitumia pesa *Mushi :* Hapana zitaisha.... [emoji87] [emoji87] [emoji87]
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I have been dating 'HER' for over 3months now and everything is going fine. Last week I decided to invite her to my place, and she came. When we were together, her phone rang but she refused to...
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= Umeingia chooni na kukuta Mavi ya maana yameshushwa pembeni ya choo Muda mfupi uliopita..! Mara ukaamua kuahirisha zoezi la kujisaidia na kuskia kutoka chooni.., Wakati unatoka chooni Mlangoni...
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Za mchana wandugu Kutokana na agizo la kamanda kuwa kila mtaa uwe na kikundi cha ulinzi shirikishi, Sisi mtaa wetu umeanzisha hicho kikundi na watu wanajitolea kulinda. Sasa majuzi nilikosa...
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*Pamoja na hali mbaya ya uchumi hapa nchini bado MSHAHARA wa dhambi haujabadilika.....ni mauti vile vile*.... [emoji14] [emoji14] [emoji14] [emoji14]
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Nimemiss michango yake humu.Sijui yupo wapi sikuhizi,kwa anaejua anijue ili nimuulize hata maswali matatu. cc:@miss chaga
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Baada ya Kuishi kwenye chumba kimoja huu ndio uzoefu wangu Ukitaka kumjua mkazi wa chumba kimoja mtembele kuanzia saa tatu hivi usiku, utakuta kila kitu ndani yakiwemo majiko, ndoo nk Ni ngumu...
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Wadau huyu jamaa alikua mtu wa ku arange ma white party kwa sana,but nowadays simsikii,mwenye kujua anijuze.
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supu yake ni dawa ya mifupa,ukimwi,nguvu za kina mim,vidOnda vya tumbo,ukwas,ges,utangotango,hofu nk :D:D:D
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Jamani mwenye kuhitaji ID yangu ya Mudawote naiuza. Masharti, atakayeinunua anatakiwa aendeleze mapambano zidi ya ukawa/chadema na awe mtiifu kwa CCM na viongozi wake. Nakaribisha wanunuzi
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"Mtu asiyekosea ni mtu asiyefanya chochote."
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Vipi makamanda laifu linasonga wanangu ? Last week nilipita uzunguni pande za Masaki na Oysterbay kupiga mishemishe kule...Basi nikanusanusa na kugundua vijimambo vyao ambavyo pia vipi sehemu za...
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Nakumbuka kipindi nimekuja mjini pale sehemu nilipokuwa nakaa nje ya ile nyumba kulikuwa na kama kijisenta fulani hivi cha watu mbalimbali kukutana!wengine wanacheza drafti!wengine...
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Familia ya mfumo wangu wa fahamu inapenda KUTOA shukrani kwa Bibie flora na miss chaga kwa makubwa mnayonifanyia katika moyo wangu na hasa pale mnaponikonga nyonyo na kunisisimua kwa michango...
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Mwanamke unatongozwa uolewe halafu unadai oooh all men are players!!!!........sasa subiri uolewe na refa...
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