Je, umewahi kukumbana na Girlfriend mwenye
maswali ya dizaini hii??
Hawa neno kujiamini huwa ni msamiati. Usiombe
kukumbana nae, lakini siku ukimpata ngoja nikupe hint
ya jinsi ya kumjibu:
''Mbona...
Wakuu heshma zenu!!
Wakuu naombeni ushauri wenu!!
Jana wakati niko na shemeji yenu/wifi yenu tulienda kufanya shoping supermarket! Sasa wakati tuko mle ndani tukakutana na werembo wengine...
Sasa hivi inaitwa 24 Live another day! Kama mnakumbuka mwisho wa season ya 8, alikimbia marekani kukwepa mashtaka, na akakimbilia Uingereza. Sasa inaendelea huku akitafutwa na serikali za marekani...
1.Analia mfulululizo kama kinanda cha parokia bila
kubadili key wala Tyun.
2.anaaongea english nyingi za kwenye move za series
3.Anarudia maneno yale yale kuanzia dakika ya
kwanza hadi ya 90 kama...
Usione Wanaume wanakopa mamikopo makubwa
wanaishia kununua magari ukadhani wanapenda... Hali imekuwa tete siku hizi..Ukiwa na Gari una asilimia 75
za kumpata demu.. Umeenda Samaki Samaki
umemkuta...
Wadada wa mjini unampa lift anakaa siti ya mbele anafunga na mkanda dereva unajiuliza dah huyu dada anajua sheria za barabarani, kumbe anataka
kujipiga selfie akapost instagram tena utakuta...
Kuna wanawake eti ukimuudhi anaacha kukupa adhabu zoooteeee eti anabana Uvungu...Anahisi ndo Adhabu ya kukukomesha...VERY WRONG PUNISHMENT!
Mwanaume na Sex ni kama vitz na Petrol,
Nikikosa...
Ninaposema Tanga, simaanishi Korogwe au Handeni, ninamaanisha Tanga haswaaa Tanga walipo majini watu wa kike, kiukweli Tanga imebarikiwa sana, kama unabisha we bisha tu.
Tukianza na lafudhi...
Jumapili njema
Nazungumzia aina za wapenzi,maana katika maisha tunatodautiana kwa mambo mengi...twende sasa
1/Sugar mummy & Mario
Penzi la aina hii ni kati ya mwanamke wa makamo na...
Unamtumia baba ako meseji ukiwa shule "Baba naomba unitumie 100,000 ya pckt mny" anakuuliza "pckt mny" ndo nini? Unamjibu ni kifupi cha "pocket money" af ankutumia 10,000, unamuuliza hiyo hela ni...
Poleni na weak and wakuu!!
Hivi gari la gear 5 lenye speed 180!! Niaendesha hadi gear no.5 na speed ikafika 180 alafu hapo hapo nikukuta mteremko mkali gari nikaweka free!!!
Je!!! Speed mita...
Ni hayo tu wakuu amenishangaza ......am confused !!sasa hapa alikua anamaanisha nini?halafu tangu siku hiyo ananiganda sana
Kwenye profile yangu kuombwa maji baada ya "kibabababa" cha lisaa 1 and...
Juzi nimeenda job interview flani alaf nikaulizwa "So how far did you go with your education?" Nikajibu "I didn't go very far because our school was just behind my house"...wakaniambia niende...
Umemuonyesha Unampenda,umesota weee kumtoa
Lunch na Dinner lakini wapi..Meseji anajibu
akijisikia....Ukimwambia I miss you anajibu
"K"...Ukipiga Simu hapokei na akipokea anaongea
kama Mtu...
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