A lady tells her husband to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. He walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a...
A reseach was conducted to know if women would like to have sex with their Mr President of certain country named x. 100 women were taken from the main city of that country and asked if they would...
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said...
A wife catches her husband masturbating under the shower and approaches him.
with shame the husband said:
- Oh dear, it was so dirty that I had to rub it so hard... it almost hurts...
Sex is like a restaurant sometimes you get good services
Sometimes bad servces and sometimes no services BUT
Many time you have to happy with self services.....
1. Hupenda kwenda baa na kumbi za starehe kuliko Lecture na Semina.
2. Hushinda room kuliko Library.
3. Hufahamu mitindi ya mavazi kuliko Module.
4. Huogopa CARRY,SUP na DISCO kuliko...
(July 16, 2008, Italy)
Gerhard Adolf Zeitler Plattner, 68, was queued at a traffic light in his Porsche Cayenne sportscar. Before one reaches the light, there is a railroad crossing. As you...
A Nun and a Priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning.
After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest...
Siku moja katika pitapita zangu nikakutana na ubishi mmoja wa ajabu sana!!!hebu fuatilia haya maongezi..
Mlevi:ule ni mwezi,wewe na akili yako umeona wapi jua likatoka usiku??
Mvuta bangi:haa we...
Daddy's 10 rules of dating
Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a
package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two:
You do not touch my...
Mchezo huu mzuri sana tena sana,mchezo huu ni rahisi kwa kila mtu kuucheza,nitawapa link nao utafunguka uta-click mouse yako utakuta mouse yako ni KIATU utakirusha kiatu kwa kubonyeza kidole chako...
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a...
Fikiria... umetoka kazini, upo hoi kwa uchovu wa mchana kutwa. Baada ya pirika pirika za kuikimbiza shiringi. Umerudi home unakuta hali ndo kama hiyo.
Ukiwa wewe ndiye mzazi wa hawa watoto...
Hey, mamacita, let's do ......................
It's a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu."
Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said Rosita.
Oh...
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