JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Who (Hu) Is the President of China Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China. SCENE: The Oval Office. George Bush and Condolezza Rice. George: Condi! Nice to see...

Is That Your Final Answer? A man and his wife went to bed one night and the man was getting very frisky and asked his wife if she was in the mood. His wife answered, "Not tonight dear I have a...

Here is the glorious Winner: 1. When his 38 - calibre revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that...

Just imagine upo mitaa ya Kariakoo, halafu anatoke mtu mwenye matatizo ya ngozi (Zeruzeru) anakupora simu yako mpya uliyoitafutia hela kama miezi 3 hivi unahangaika ili uinunue halafu wewe...

Funny jokes about Married life!!-Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is a husband...

An Chinese is having his breakfast (coffee, croissants, bread, butter And jam) when an American man; chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Chinese ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts...

* Q: Is it true that there is freedom of speech in the Soviet Union the same as there is in the USA? A: In principle, yes. In the USA, you can stand in front of the White House in...

Robert Mugabe goes on a state visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and passes away. The undertaker tells the accompanying people, 'You can have him shipped...

Si kweli kwamba nimesahau jina langu.

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He Said: "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!" The audience was in silence and shock...

Husband - hey dear, I am logged in. Wife - would you like to have some snacks? Husband - hard disk full. Wife - have you brought the saree. Husband - Bad command or file name. Wife...

A Husband and Wife, Both were very happy over the twelve pound baby boy that was born to them. Mr. Brown who could not conceal his delight, called up the editor of a famous newspaper and reported...

Mkanda Nje ATM machine

The nun was teaching Sunday school, speaking to her class one morning and she asked the following question, Nun: "When you die and go to heaven... which part of your body goes first?" Suzy...

:confused: An American preaching couple ( Reverend Mr & Mrs Stumbles) held a crusade in Kiambu where Njoroge, their Kiswahili translator, did a real mess of the whole event..... and meaning Rev...

IT Expert: Mambo Binti! IT Student: Poa tu. IT Expert: Unajuwa kuwa Penzi langu lina GB kubwa sana kwako, mpenzi nataka ni INSTALL moyo wangu kwenye CPU ya nafsi yako. Naomba u'DOUBLE CLICK...

There was this guy sunbathing in the nude at the beach. Well, this little girl comes up to him, so he covers his private parts with a newspaper. The little girl says, "What's under there?"...

A man goes to an oral surgeon to have a tooth pulled. The Dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the Man a shot. 'No way! No needles! I hate needles,' the Patient said. The Dentist...

Hi - I need a Job...! I'm available since January 20, 2009 and I am willing to relocate. RESUME: GEORGE W. BUSH 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington, DC 20520 LAW ENFORCEMENT: * I...

Ushamsikia prezidaa akitukana? hii ni kutoka katika kitabu cha Obama "Dreams From My Father,"