Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!
Signboard outside a prostitute's house:
Married MEN not allowed. We serve...
Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy
Therefore:
Human - enjoy = Donkey + Work
In other words,
A Human that doesn't know...
Who Said Car Names Don't Have A Meaning?
BMW __________Brings Me Women
FIAT__________Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
FORD__________For Only Rough Drivers
HYUNDAI ______Hope You...
Fish don't compare you to other fishermen neither and don't want to know how many other fish you caught!
In fishing you lie about the one that got away; in loving you lie about the one you...
Don't sleep in the church
A man who went to church with his wife always fell asleep during the sermon. The wife decided to do something about this. One Sunday, she took a long hatpin with her...
Angalia haya mgazeti na habari zake, je vinaruhusiwa kuchapishwa humu? nijibu kama vinaruhusiwa niwe nawaletea maana wengi wenu mnashindwa kuyanunua kuogopa aibu,
Qn: What is Sex?
Ans: DUTY if done with wife!!!!
ART if done with a lover!!!!!
EDUCATION if done with a virgin boy!!!!!!!!!!!
SCIENCE if done with a fertile...
With the introduction of new courses at ARU next academic year' I happen to come across this new degree offered at the University of Marriage. TWO-YEAR DEGREE FOR MEN ~This is for those of you who...
Masanilo returned from work at a mortuary with a surprise to show his wife. His villagemate had died in an accident and his body had been brought in. He had never seen such a massive manhood!
So...
Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, had some breakfast, and slipped quietly into the garage.With intentions of starting it in the street, I clicked the Harley into neutral, punched...
MUUMINI NA PADRI
Muumini mmoja alikuwa akiungama kwa Padri.
Muumini: Nakuungamia wewe Padri wangu, dhambi zangu ni hizi, nina meseji za matusi kwenye simu yangu, nina picha za x kwenye simu...