JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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Rais wa Marekani Barack Obama anatarajiwa kuzuru Afrika kuanzia tar.23 Aprili Ikulu ya Marekani imeeleza.Ziara yake itaanzia nchini Kenya ambako alizaliwa baba yake Hussein Obama...
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epuka mchezo huu haswa mbwa wako akiwa mbunifu....... Enjoy.......................
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Aliyekuwa Rais wa awamu ya tatu ya Jamhuri ya Muungano wa Tanzania Mh. Benjamin William Mkapa na Waziri Mkuu mstaafu katika serikali ya awamu ya nne Mh. Edward Ngoyayi Lowassa wamekamatwa na...
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binti baada ya kuolewa alikuwa na tabia ya kushinda ndani kwao akiwa uchi kama alivyozaliwa. mama yake alipomtembela kwa mara ya kwanza alimkuta hivyo akamuuliza kwa mshangao, 'mbona uko uchi?'...
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Uvivu kama huu ni noma...! Mtoto: Baba naomba glasi moja ya maji ya kunywa Baba: Si uchukuwe mwenyewe kichaa nini? Mtoto: Jamani baba si nimekuomba tu lakini.... Baba: Ukisema ten...
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This boy has just taken his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, "Sweetie, why don't you...
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A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up...
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Robert Whiting, an elderly Canadian gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry on. 'You have been to France before...
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Carefull, animal adult content!! Sidhani kama ina tatizo, ila naweza kupingwa, ndio demokrasia!! Nimejiuliza maswali mengi nimeshindwa kufikia muafaka, labda wengine pia wasaidie. Embu cheki...
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A drunken fellow leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut through a graveyard. It's very dark and raining heavily. He fails to see an open grave and falls into it. He tries to climb out, but...
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Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she...
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The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is...
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This is how technology changed people...!
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T(This is reportedly based on an actual experiment conducted in the U.K.) Put eight monkeys in a room. In the middle of the room is a ladder, leading to a bunch of bananas hanging from a hook...
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Pole pole, lami mbichi....................
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CCM yafilisika fedha, yapigwa "bailout" na serikali ya Hispania mabilioni ya dola. "Wall Street Journal" la leo limeripoti.
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Polisi wa Bongo mwisho kwa chauchau read more- :D A man alone in his car was driving home in DAR at about 12.30 am and got to a police checkpoint. A Traffic policeman stopped him and asked for...
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Punguza kale kamchezo na secretary wako asiye akakuabisha....................!!! Cheki attachment................. Balaa...!
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Jamani eeh jana hom kulizuka ubushi wa hali ja juu.. Eti sumu iki-EXPIRE itakuwa na uwezo wa kuuwa tena? Jamaa anasema eti ndio itakuwa sumu zaidi..mmh mimi naona kama si kweli kwa sababu...
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Cheki hiyo attachment vizuri, uone jinsi gani totoz ilivyosababisha maafa makubwa!!!!
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