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The most powerful politician in the world is Black. The head of the Republican National Committee is Black. The best known media mogul on earth is Black. The greatest golfer in the...
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ATM machine most men would like to use...!
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1. Hawa watu ambao huwa nikiangalia profile yangu nakuta wamenivisit nini wanataka kujua kuhusu mimi? 2. 3. Kati ya mahusiano, mapenzi urafiki, michezo na siasa forum gani zina wapenzi...
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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer...
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When Charles deGaulle decided to retire from public life, the British ambassador and his wife threw a gala dinner party in his honor. At the dinner table, the Ambassador's wife was talking with...
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One evening a husband and wife were in bed. The husband was reading a book, and the wife was watching TV. The husband reaches over and puts his hand in his wife’s panties then withdraws his hand...
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Kunashoga alienda disco alpokuwa ancheza ukapigwa wimbo unasema DUANIANI WANAUME TUMEUMBWA MATESO Shoga:Mimi nilijua siku nyingi ndio maana nakahama huko!
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Opportunity A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands money. Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks,' Did you see me rob this bank?'The man replied, 'Yes sir, I...
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Kufungwa kwa Liverpool kumbe haikuwa bure ... Check sababu waliyokuja nayo ...
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If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; If u Don't , he says u are PROUD . ******* If u DRESS Nicely , he says u are trying to LURE him; If u Don't , he says u are...
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A police officer pulls over a driver and informs him that he has just won $5,000 in a safety competition, all because he is wearing his seat belt. "What are you going to do with the prize...
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Sheikh Yahya atabiri: Uchaguzi 2010 kutawaliwa makofi matupu "Uchaguzi wa mwaka kesho ni wa makofi, hivyo viongozi wajiandae kwa hilo," alisema." MTABIRI maarufu katika ukanda wa Afrika...
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Katika jitihada za kuongeza mshiko wa kampeni, RA ameamua kuuza nyumba yake ya Mwananyamala. aliyekuwa tayari offer inakaribishwa. Ina swimming Pool na umeme plus maji viko line ya IKULU.
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Hapo Yo Yo kwenye kisaloon chako wala usiweke security!
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Hii ndio njia mwafaka kabisa ya kusoma email na mitandao binafsi ambayo Boss wako amepiga marufuku kuitembelea wakati wa kazi. Pia unaweza kuitumia njia hii ukiwa nyumbani kwako au hata internet...
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A big shot business man had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his employees. None of the hospital staff...
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I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labour and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you're the new father of...
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---------------JANUARY BABY-------------------- Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth...
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especially in A level when you were doing mathematics or physics................! Ukikutana na maswali matatu yakakushinda mfululizo, then hata kama bado ni mapema mida ya saa tatu usiku unaanza...
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Enjoy.....................!
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