JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Once seated:- Question: "What would you like to have ...Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo , or Coffee?" Answer: "tea please" Question: " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush...

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

Mtalii: Do you have vegetables here. Mtafsiri: Mnavyo vijimeza hapa. Waiter: Vijimeza vidogo hatuna. Mtafsiri: No sir, they don't have. Mtalii: OK, fine, do you have hot dogs. Mtafsiri...

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations...

MBWA wa ajabu aliyepachikwa jina la mbwa mtu anatia hofu wakazi wa maeneo ya Goba kutokana na kukimbiza watu hovyo na kutafuna mifugo na hata kutafuna mbwa wenzake...

GONGA HAPA uone jamaa walio shiba wanavyo tumia shibe zao Au HAPA

A nightclub leaflet showing the late Pope John Paul II holding a bottle of beer and dancing with a blonde woman has been banned. The Advertising Standards Authority branded the flyer offensive...

I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling... Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her...

Hizi Technologia za sasa hivi za kumix picha zitatufikisha pabaya . . . Nimeiokota hii mahali . . . Be patient, wait and see . . .

A Priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give a...

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A priest was asking a young boy about his views on religion. "Well, priest," the boy said. "I used to pray for a bike, then I realized God doesn't work that way." The priest nodded with...

A male pastor walked into a neighborhood pub to use the toilet. The place was hopping with music and dancing, until people saw the pastor. As the room quieted down he walked up to the bartender...

My Re simay To hoom it mae cunsern, I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper. I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting. I think I am good on the...

Jionee mwenyewe..

JAJI: Nakuhukumu kwa kukutwa na mitambo ya kutengenezea gongo. MTUHUMIWA(MCHAGA): Lakini ni mitambo tu siyo gongo mheshimiwa! JAJI: Hicho ni kithibiti tosha kabisa. MTUHUMIWA(MCHAGA)...

Kids Are Quick ____________________________________ TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered...

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing 1,000,000 Tanzanian Shilling (TAS) bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the...

Susie Christian akiwa na mumewe na waoto wake saba Mwanamke mmoja wa nchini Uingereza anazaa karibia kila mwaka tangia alipokuwa na umri wa miaka 15, hivi sasa ana...

A married businessman meets a beautiful girl and Agrees to spend the night with her for $500. He spends the night with her but before he leaves, He tells her that he does not have any cash...