World is so funny. Lol!

Adili

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Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day they caught 30 fish. One guy said to his friend, "Mark this spot so that we can come back here again tomorrow." The next day, when they were driving to rent the boat, the same guy asked his friend, "Did you mark that spot?" His friend replied, "Yeah, I put a big 'X' on the bottom of the boat." The first one said, "You stupid fool! What if we don't get that same boat today!?!?
Double stupid!
 

Numbisa

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*JOKE OF THE DAY!*

*_Stress free_*

A man returns a book to the library, banged it on the counter and yelled, โ€œI read this entire novel; there are too many names of people and no story at all!โ€

The Librarian looks up and responds, โ€œIdiot! So you were the one who took the Attendance book?"
 

dronedrake

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*JOKE OF THE DAY!*

*_Stress free_*

A man returns a book to the library, banged it on the counter and yelled, โ€œI read this entire novel; there are too many names of people and no story at all!โ€

The Librarian looks up and responds, โ€œIdiot! So you were the one who took the Attendance book?"
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Nyaru-sare

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When English is not your mother tongue and you see twins..

YOU: Hello guys, you look twice

TWINS: What do you mean?

YOU: I mean you look again..
PRIMIL'VE NOSENSICAL, TO HELL WITH YOUR FUNNIES Y! YOU IDLE SCHOOL BOY!.
 
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