World is so funny. Lol!

[Numbisa]

Moaning during sex is old fashion my sister. Just whistle

 

[Numbisa]

Men might unite in everything but messi and ronaldo argument will never unite them

 

[Numbisa]

My brother work hard so that your girlfriend won't type AMEN on social media for blessings.

 

[Numbisa]

I some times look at my bank account and wonder if the bank itself also wonders what exactly my account is doing there

 

[Numbisa]

You'll be thinking that U know maths
Until a conductor will tell u
Take 600
Give me 2000 let me give you 500 shillings

 

[Numbisa]

I want to preach and pray for you all here but I am still wondering how I'll get my offerings

 

[Numbisa]

A newly married couple was walking through a garden, suddenly a dog ran towards them.

They both knew it will bite them..

The husband lifted his wife ready to let the dog bite him rather than his sweetheart

The dog stopped before them, unsure what to do, barked a little while and ran away.

The husband put his wife down, expecting a hug and a few kind words of gratitude from her.

But his wife shouted
"I have seen people throwing stones and sticks at dogs, this is the first time I am seeing someone trying to throw his wife at a dog"!!

Husband... ""

Moral : A Wife is a Wife

No One ELSE Can MIS-UNDERSTAND a Husband Better, than a Wife.

 

[Drone Camera]

Seems your among them

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Is the sentence correct?

 

[Numbisa]

If you gonna argue loudly on phone, please put it on speaker phone so I can hear both sides of the argument.

 

[Apparatuses]

*I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING*

A woman was having sex in an
apartment 20 floors high with another
man. She then heard her husband
coming… she told her lover to stay like
a robot and not to move.
Husband: What is this?
Wife: This is a robot, I bought to have
sex with when you are travelling…
Husband: Okay…Lets have sex now…
Wife: No sweetheart… yesterday I got
my period, so I will go and make a cup
of coffee for you…
After she left the husband said: Damn I
am so horny, I will f*ck this robot…he
tried f*cking. The man started talking in
a metallic robotic way…
“SYSTEM ERROR…WRONG HOLE…
SYSTEM ERROR… WRONG HOLE…”
Husband: Damn robot is not working
properly…I am throwing it out of the
window…The man realized that he was
on the 20th floor and said…
*“SOFTWARE UPDATED…PLEASE TRY FUCKING AGAIN.....

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[pmwasyoke]

Wi

CUSTOMERS ARE ALWAYS RIGHT
=======================
BOSS: (Shouting) William!!!William!!! come to my office now!
William:Yes sir!
BOSS: William, I saw you arguing with the customer who just left. I have told you on several occasions that the customer is always right. Do you understand?
William: Yes sir! The customer is always right sir.
BOSS: So what were you arguing about?
William: He said that this company is the worst he has ever known and you are the most stupid boss he has ever come across. He says u behave like a goat.
BOSS:That bastard!What did u say to him?
William: I told him he's right

Poor William is likely to loose his job!!

 

[BUSH BIN LADEN]

Dont wolly guys, write too kiswahili because if you is not know the good english you is not force to write the english.

 

[nduza]

Dont wolly guys, write too kiswahili because if you is not know the good english you is not force to write the english.

Katika English hawana kitu inaitwa kiswahili
Sema Swahili
Am speaking Swahili
Sio am speaking kiswahili


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[BUSH BIN LADEN]

Katika English hawana kitu inaitwa kiswahili
Sema Swahili
Am speaking Swahili
Sio am speaking kiswahili


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Ungefuatilia kwanza huu uzi ni wa aina gani kabla ya tuition yako

 

[nduza]

Ok don't wolly guy

Ungefuatilia kwanza huu uzi ni wa aina gani kabla ya tuition yako

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[Numbisa]

If you have a crush on someone, hide it very well because the moment you tell them, they will start acting like deputy jesus.

 

[Numbisa]

Sunday school teachers won't tell you you are ugly............They wait till its time for a church play and give you a role as Saitan

 

[Numbisa]

It was my first time in court, and I heard the Judge saying "Order!!" and I replied Rice, Chicken and Juice.
Now two Police officers are escorting me outside.
I think we are going to the restaurant

 

[Numbisa]

I remember the time I got dumped at 1:42 AM and started asking myself why I didn't sleep early like a normal human being all that time

 

[Numbisa]

Beautiful gals will never bluetick you.... But this Freedom fighters with their tiny asses