World is so funny. Lol!!

Numbisa

Numbisa

JF-Expert Member
Joined
Dec 12, 2016
Messages
137,261
Points
2,000
Numbisa

Numbisa

JF-Expert Member
Joined Dec 12, 2016
137,261 2,000
Am i the only one who doesn't know my height, weight and blood type ??
 
Numbisa

Numbisa

JF-Expert Member
Joined
Dec 12, 2016
Messages
137,261
Points
2,000
Numbisa

Numbisa

JF-Expert Member
Joined Dec 12, 2016
137,261 2,000
This issue of increasing the price and taxes of beer without increasing the alcohol percentage should come to an end
 
Numbisa

Numbisa

JF-Expert Member
Joined
Dec 12, 2016
Messages
137,261
Points
2,000
Numbisa

Numbisa

JF-Expert Member
Joined Dec 12, 2016
137,261 2,000
Ladies is it really necessary that you have to put on high heeled shoes...
Or its just peer pressure
 
Numbisa

Numbisa

JF-Expert Member
Joined
Dec 12, 2016
Messages
137,261
Points
2,000
Numbisa

Numbisa

JF-Expert Member
Joined Dec 12, 2016
137,261 2,000
Sometimes the Pastor can preach so Long that I will feel like Telling him its in the Bible, God said...... "LET MY PEOPLE GO"
 
Numbisa

Numbisa

JF-Expert Member
Joined
Dec 12, 2016
Messages
137,261
Points
2,000
Numbisa

Numbisa

JF-Expert Member
Joined Dec 12, 2016
137,261 2,000
*I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING*

A woman was having sex in an
apartment 20 floors high with another
man. She then heard her husband
coming… she told her lover to stay like
a robot and not to move.
Husband: What is this?
Wife: This is a robot, I bought to have
sex with when you are travelling…
Husband: Okay…Lets have sex now…
Wife: No sweetheart… yesterday I got
my period, so I will go and make a cup
of coffee for you…
After she left the husband said: Damn I
am so horny, I will f*ck this robot…he
tried f*cking. The man started talking in
a metallic robotic way…
“SYSTEM ERROR…WRONG HOLE…
SYSTEM ERROR… WRONG HOLE…”
Husband: Damn robot is not working
properly…I am throwing it out of the
window…The man realized that he was
on the 20th floor and said…
*“SOFTWARE UPDATED…PLEASE TRY FUCKING AGAIN.....
 
Numbisa

Numbisa

JF-Expert Member
Joined
Dec 12, 2016
Messages
137,261
Points
2,000
Numbisa

Numbisa

JF-Expert Member
Joined Dec 12, 2016
137,261 2,000
Start making decent money and ladies
who call you Bro on comments start
calling you Boo.
 
Numbisa

Numbisa

JF-Expert Member
Joined
Dec 12, 2016
Messages
137,261
Points
2,000
Numbisa

Numbisa

JF-Expert Member
Joined Dec 12, 2016
137,261 2,000
Ladies Fat Tummy is caused by "eating" money from a guy who's not your boyfriend.
Google if you want
 
Numbisa

Numbisa

JF-Expert Member
Joined
Dec 12, 2016
Messages
137,261
Points
2,000
Numbisa

Numbisa

JF-Expert Member
Joined Dec 12, 2016
137,261 2,000
Real friends will date your ex n hurt him for you
 
Numbisa

Numbisa

JF-Expert Member
Joined
Dec 12, 2016
Messages
137,261
Points
2,000
Numbisa

Numbisa

JF-Expert Member
Joined Dec 12, 2016
137,261 2,000
When relationship is new..... U feel like getting married tomorrow
 
Numbisa

Numbisa

JF-Expert Member
Joined
Dec 12, 2016
Messages
137,261
Points
2,000
Numbisa

Numbisa

JF-Expert Member
Joined Dec 12, 2016
137,261 2,000
No all boyfriends will b husbands. Not all gfs will be wives. My dear ,it's simple.
 
Numbisa

Numbisa

JF-Expert Member
Joined
Dec 12, 2016
Messages
137,261
Points
2,000
Numbisa

Numbisa

JF-Expert Member
Joined Dec 12, 2016
137,261 2,000
When you sit down for an interview and the interviewer greet you by your Facebook name
"Good morningMiss slay queen hottest bae"

My sister just pack your CV and run.
 
Numbisa

Numbisa

JF-Expert Member
Joined
Dec 12, 2016
Messages
137,261
Points
2,000
Numbisa

Numbisa

JF-Expert Member
Joined Dec 12, 2016
137,261 2,000
You can't expect her to quickly reply to your "How are you." While another guy is busy asking her "What is your account number?"
 
Numbisa

Numbisa

JF-Expert Member
Joined
Dec 12, 2016
Messages
137,261
Points
2,000
Numbisa

Numbisa

JF-Expert Member
Joined Dec 12, 2016
137,261 2,000
To be in love with last born is not easy. You don't even know whether they want to be with you or their mothers
 
Ziroseventytwo

Ziroseventytwo

JF-Expert Member
Joined
Mar 27, 2011
Messages
5,343
Points
2,000
Ziroseventytwo

Ziroseventytwo

JF-Expert Member
Joined Mar 27, 2011
5,343 2,000
*I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING*

A woman was having sex in an
apartment 20 floors high with another
man. She then heard her husband
coming… she told her lover to stay like
a robot and not to move.
Husband: What is this?
Wife: This is a robot, I bought to have
sex with when you are travelling…
Husband: Okay…Lets have sex now…
Wife: No sweetheart… yesterday I got
my period, so I will go and make a cup
of coffee for you…
After she left the husband said: Damn I
am so horny, I will f*ck this robot…he
tried f*cking. The man started talking in
a metallic robotic way…
“SYSTEM ERROR…WRONG HOLE…
SYSTEM ERROR… WRONG HOLE…”
Husband: Damn robot is not working
properly…I am throwing it out of the
window…The man realized that he was
on the 20th floor and said…
*“SOFTWARE UPDATED…PLEASE TRY FUCKING AGAIN.....
@numbisa! Ahahhahahahahaaahah
 

Forum statistics

Threads 1,316,462
Members 505,652
Posts 31,891,206
Top