World is so funny. Lol!

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When your wearing your bae's shirt and the neighbor says "You girls love that T-shirt"
 

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If you don't like a guy inboxing you, tell him, if he doesn't
listen, block him. All the screenshot drama is bullshit
 

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The girl that was serving all the men in my village, one useless greedy boy went and impregnated her
 

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My ex is doing everything to make me
jealous. She/he even hugs trees these days.
 

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When she's laying there thinking you are going to fetch a condom...surprise the idiot........ come back with a bible and read the verse about sex before marriage is a sin
 

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If you are with her and she gets a call, she will be like "who is this disturbing me now" My brother you don't need a prophet. That is Him, your deputy
 

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There's always a nigga getting a free pass at the pussy you working so hard for.

Focus on yourself bruh
 

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No man is stingy in a relationship, Your stingy boyfriend is another girl’s ATM machine
 

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Don't let anyone tell u differently: Distance relationship can work if the four of you trust each other.
 

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Witchcraft is when your bed makes more noise than your girlfriend during sex
 

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Some girls are really funny...you expect your boyfriend to be rich in his 20's yet your dad is still broke in his 60's...my dear are you smoking teargas?
 

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Imagine you are eating food and you receive a message saying "it's over between Us"

Will you continue Eating ?
 

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*Domestic violence*

Husband borrowed Tsh. 2,500 from wife

After a few days, he borrowed another Tsh. 2,500

When the husband asked her how much he owed, his wife said Tsh. 41,000.

When he asked her how this was possible, madam said I just added both.

2 5 0 0
2 5 0 0
___________
4 10 0 0

Husband is still searching for her maths teacher.

Moral of the story...
Avoid borrowing from wives
 

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