Women: How To Turn Men Down

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Women: How To Turn Men Down

HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I’d rather have the money.

HE : I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.

HE : Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must’ve been given your share.

HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I’m having a headache this weekend.

HE : Your face must turn a few
heads
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE : Go on ,don’t be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Ok ay, get out.

HE : I think I could make you very happy
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.

HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don’t you already have one?

HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I’ve already seen it

HE : Where have you
been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.

HE : Haven’t I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.

HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I’m a female impersonator.

HE : Hey baby, what’s your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.

HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.

HE : If I could see you
naked, I’d die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.

HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Where I’ll be the rest of your life – in your wildest dreams
 

Janice

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Aug 31, 2011
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hehehe,i will use a few lines with the guys i meet kwa public cars n cinema!!!they can be so annoyin
 

Tasia I

JF-Expert Member
Apr 21, 2010
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1,195
hehehe,i will use a few lines with the guys i meet kwa public cars n cinema!!!they can be so annoyin
we danaganyikatu!
unadhani ukimkataa ndo unamkomoa, leo kakuona wewe kesho atamona mwingine.
we have you in plenty.
 

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