Wife is like a TV

IshaLubuva · Jan 15, 2011

Can this be equivalent to the truth/, just go through it and comment:

Wife is like a TV - girlfriend is like a CELLPHONE

At home u watch TV, but when u go out u take ur CELLPHONE

No money, u sell the TV, got money u change ur CELLPHONE

Sometimes u enjoy TV, but most of the time u play with ur CELLPHONE

TV is free for life, but for the CELLPHONE! , if you don't pay, the services will be terminated

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old!
But the CELLPHONE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable

Operational costs for TV is often acceptable, but for the CELLPHONE it is often high and demanding

TV has a remote, CELLPHONE doesn't

Most importantly, CELLPHONE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen), but with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not)

Last but not least! TVs don't have viruses, but CELLPHONES often do

kilimasera · Jan 15, 2011

like truth but not real

VoiceOfReason · Jan 15, 2011

Hii ni nzuri mkuu lakini kwa kuepuka ghadhabu za dada zetu... hii ingependeza sana kwenye jukwaa la Jokes

tracy · Jan 15, 2011

Most of the so called husbands suck!dats very true to most Modern Men!

Maria Roza · Jan 15, 2011

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old!
But the CELLPHONE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable

Mmetuchoka sasa:Cry::Cry::Cry::Cry:

IshaLubuva · Jan 16, 2011

VoiceOfReason said:
Hii ni nzuri mkuu lakini kwa kuepuka ghadhabu za dada zetu... hii ingependeza sana kwenye jukwaa la Jokes

Administrator fanyia kazi ushauri huu

BLUE BALAA · Jan 16, 2011

Imekaa vizuri

afrodenzi · Jan 16, 2011

Duuuhhh can u be both? ?

Mpasuajipu · Jan 16, 2011

IshaLubuva said:
Can this be equivalent to the truth/, just go through it and comment:

Wife is like a TV - girlfriend is like a CELLPHONE

At home u watch TV, but when u go out u take ur CELLPHONE

No money, u sell the TV, got money u change ur CELLPHONE

Sometimes u enjoy TV, but most of the time u play with ur CELLPHONE

TV is free for life, but for the CELLPHONE! , if you don't pay, the services will be terminated

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old!
But the CELLPHONE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable

Operational costs for TV is often acceptable, but for the CELLPHONE it is often high and demanding

TV has a remote, CELLPHONE doesn't

Most importantly, CELLPHONE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen), but with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not)

Last but not least! TVs don't have viruses, but CELLPHONES often do……

Umeniacha sina mbavu hii kuna ukweli kabisaaaa bila kupinga.

22nd · Jan 16, 2011

huu ni udhalilishaji, sio kwa wanawake coz u can be(CELLPHONE) hapa waliodhalilishwa ni kwa wale walioolewa(TV), is not fear kuona kuna watu wanakaa chini na kutafuta kitu cha kum compare mwanamke.
swali langu ni hili, sasa kwanini mnaona kama kumbe unamuona mke wako useless(kama hiyo TV)
mnaudhi kinoma wanaume, ndio maana nafurahia ikitokea nikaona mwanaume anafanywa mume *****.

22nd · Jan 16, 2011

Show a respect, kumbuka mama yako, dada ako,shangazi ni wanawake pia,kwahiyo ni among those(TV).

22nd · Jan 16, 2011

IshaLubuva said:
Can this be equivalent to the truth/, just go through it and comment:

Wife is like a TV - girlfriend is like a CELLPHONE

At home u watch TV, but when u go out u take ur CELLPHONE

No money, u sell the TV, got money u change ur CELLPHONE

Sometimes u enjoy TV, but most of the time u play with ur CELLPHONE

TV is free for life, but for the CELLPHONE! , if you don't pay, the services will be terminated

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old!
But the CELLPHONE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable

Operational costs for TV is often acceptable, but for the CELLPHONE it is often high and demanding

TV has a remote, CELLPHONE doesn't

Most importantly, CELLPHONE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen), but with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not)

Last but not least! TVs don't have viruses, but CELLPHONES often do……

hapo kwenye red"u sell the TV" mbona siku hizi ni easy kuuza cellphones than tv? ukitaka deal la haraka haraka unauza cellphone.

"TV is free for life" Tv ni free for life ni bongo,ila huku UK unalipia bwana inaitwa Tv License, sijui kuhusu nchi nyengine za ulaya.

"TV is big, bulky" labda wewe kama bado unatumia ile TV za mgongo, sasa hivi TV is very slim and the most beautiful.

last but not least- Tv inakufanya u relax most of the time ukiwa home,ila cellphone inakupa ugonjwa wa moyo kila dakika, mara umepigiwa unadaiwa,mara imeisha charge,muda wote unakuwa mtumwa na hiyo Cellphone yako.
I prefer TV bana....
michelle,shosti,judith..mpo wapiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii?

tracy · Jan 16, 2011

Mzuanda said:
hapo kwenye red"u sell the TV" mbona siku hizi ni easy kuuza cellphones than tv? ukitaka deal la haraka haraka unauza cellphone.

"TV is free for life" Tv ni free for life ni bongo,ila huku UK unalipia bwana inaitwa Tv License, sijui kuhusu nchi nyengine za ulaya.

"TV is big, bulky" labda wewe kama bado unatumia ile TV za mgongo, sasa hivi TV is very slim and the most beautiful.

last but not least- Tv inakufanya u relax most of the time ukiwa home,ila cellphone inakupa ugonjwa wa moyo kila dakika, mara umepigiwa unadaiwa,mara imeisha charge,muda wote unakuwa mtumwa na hiyo Cellphone yako.
I prefer TV bana....
michelle,shosti,judith..mpo wapiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii?

Yani kwa bht mbaya natumia 4n,but a vry bg hug for you!ahaha

Mallaba · Jan 16, 2011

this should be a joke, and there is no place here

Wife is like a TV

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