Why these questions are common for lovers..

[Pure Mathematics]

Upo wapi? Umekula?

 

[Kaunga]

Coz they don't have anything better to say; it is just making a conversation.

 

[Biko111]

how he/she car£z.

 

[Mgumu04]

just to show how she/he cares

 

[NATA]

Napenda mtu aniambie mimi nipo mahali X je wewe upo wapi?
Maana wapenzi wengine wanauliza hivyo ili apate uwanja mzuri wa kucheat!

 

[Kaunga]

just to show how she/he cares

Suppose nikikuambia niko msalani; how can u care ?

 

[Mtoto halali na hela]

Pia unafanyaje?

 

[Mtambuzi]

Utarudi saa ngapi...?
Je nikuwekee chakula au utakula huko...?

 

[Lyamber]

Suppose nikikuambia niko msalani; how can u care ?

kama ndo umeniambia mim nakuliiza...msalani kitu cha mpango mzima nini?

 

[SI unit]

kama ndo umeniambia mim nakuliiza...msalani kitu cha mpango mzima nini?

..ilishatokea bidada amemwandikia jamaa yake sms, "beiby kama umelala nirushie ndoto, kama unakula nirushie msosi..n.k"
jamaa akamjibu nakata gogo je nikurushie "kimba?"

 

[Lyamber]

..ilishatokea bidada amemwandikia jamaa yake sms, "beiby kama umelala nirushie ndoto, kama unakula nirushie msosi..n.k"
jamaa akamjibu nakata gogo je nikurushie "kimba?"

hahahahaha daaah umenchekesha kinoma...itakua wamezoeana sana hao watu kwa kweli?

 

[mzabzab]

Upo wapi? Umekula?

becoz wanajali. upo wapi ili ajue kama upo salama na pia kama kweli mienendo yako ni ya kweli. umekula...well humans gotta eat.

 

[mzabzab]

Suppose nikikuambia niko msalani; how can u care ?

sii anakuja kukutawadha

 

[mika kati]

Mbona mida fulani simu yako ilikua haipatikani?

AU

Simu yako ilikua inaongea muda mrefu,ulikua unaongea na mama/baba nini?

:A S 39: 😛hone: :A S 101: :A S 100: :cell: :suspicious:
:spy:

HAKUNA LOLOTE ZAIDI YA WIVU.

 

[King’asti]

lol! mi nikipiga simu isipopokelewa naandika sms 'wasalimie'

Utarudi saa ngapi...?
Je nikuwekee chakula au utakula huko...?

 

[Mgibeon]

lol! mi nikipiga simu isipopokelewa naandika sms 'wasalimie'

Ishaganitokea mara kadhaa, inakwaza sana..! Usiwe unamwambia hivyo bwana, anajihisi kama umembana sana.

 

[King’asti]

Sasa nimembana vipi na mie ndo nimetoa ruksa rasmi? Na hapo ujue sitopiga tena simu na akirudi home full matabasamu. Nna adabu mie nimefundwa kaka.

Ishaganitokea mara kadhaa, inakwaza sana..! Usiwe unamwambia hivyo bwana, anajihisi kama umembana sana.

 

[PSALM_1]

Napenda mtu aniambie mimi nipo mahali X je wewe upo wapi?
Maana wapenzi wengine wanauliza hivyo ili apate uwanja mzuri wa kucheat!

Hapo inabidi umfunge GPS, au kama ana simu fulani turn on apps ya kuonyesha sehemu alipo ili umkamate vizuri

 

[PSALM_1]

Utarudi saa ngapi...?
Je nikuwekee chakula au utakula huko...?

Hapo kwenye bold, akikuuliza hivyo ujue ni kijembe hicho, ole wako ujibu ndio.

 

[BAK]

Kwa wengine ni kuonyesha kujali na kwa wengine ni machale kucheza labda njemba iko sehemu sehemu na wanaume wengine hawapendi kula mtaani lazima wakapate msosi maskani hivyo bi dada anapoona saa zimetokomea na njemba haijarudi basi huuliza maswali kama hayo kwa sababu moja au nyingine.

Upo wapi? Umekula?