Why MEN love being MEN...

Kimbweka

JF-Expert Member
Jul 16, 2009
8,616
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* Your last name stays put.
* The garage is all yours.
* Wedding plans take care of themselves.
* Chocolate is just another snack.
* You can be president.
* You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
* Car mechanics tell you the truth.
* You don't give a rat's *** if someone notices your new haircut.
* The world is your urinal.
* You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
* Same work...more pay.
* Wrinkles add character.
* You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
* Wedding Dress $5000; Tux rental $100.
* People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them... but even if they did, you wouldn't give a d***!
* The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
* New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
* Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
* One mood, ALL the d*** time.
* Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
* You know stuff about tanks.
* A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
* You can open all your own jars.
* Dry cleaners and hair stylists don't rob you blind.
* You can leave the motel bed unmade.
* You can kill your own food.
* You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
* If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
* Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
* If you are 35 and single, nobody notices.
* Everything on your face stays its original color.
* You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
* Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
* You don't have to clean your apartment if the maid is coming.
* You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."
* You don't mooch off other's desserts.
* You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
* If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
* You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
* You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
* You almost never have strap problems in public.
* You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
* The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
* You don't have to shave below your neck.
* Your belly usually hides your big hips.
* One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
* You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
* You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
* Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives on December 24th, in 45 minutes
 

MULLAORIGINAL

Member
Sep 9, 2011
20
45
* Your last name stays put.<br />
* The garage is all yours.<br />
* Wedding plans take care of themselves.<br />
* Chocolate is just another snack.<br />
* You can be president.<br />
* You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.<br />
* Car mechanics tell you the truth.<br />
* You don't give a rat's *** if someone notices your new haircut.<br />
* The world is your urinal.<br />
* You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.<br />
* Same work...more pay.<br />
* Wrinkles add character.<br />
* You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.<br />
* Wedding Dress $5000; Tux rental $100.<br />
* People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them... but even if they did, you wouldn't give a d***!<br />
* The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.<br />
* New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.<br />
* Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: &quot;So, notice anything different?&quot;<br />
* One mood, ALL the d*** time.<br />
* Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.<br />
* You know stuff about tanks.<br />
* A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.<br />
* You can open all your own jars.<br />
* Dry cleaners and hair stylists don't rob you blind.<br />
* You can leave the motel bed unmade.<br />
* You can kill your own food.<br />
* You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.<br />
* If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.<br />
* Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.<br />
* If you are 35 and single, nobody notices.<br />
* Everything on your face stays its original color.<br />
* You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.<br />
* Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.<br />
* You don't have to clean your apartment if the maid is coming.<br />
* You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: &quot;He must be mad at me.&quot;<br />
* You don't mooch off other's desserts.<br />
* You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.<br />
* If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.<br />
* You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.<br />
* You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.<br />
* You almost never have strap problems in public.<br />
* You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.<br />
* The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.<br />
* You don't have to shave below your neck.<br />
* Your belly usually hides your big hips.<br />
* One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.<br />
* You can &quot;do&quot; your nails with a pocketknife.<br />
* You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.<br />
* Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives on December 24th, in 45 minutes
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Bushbaby

JF-Expert Member
Dec 29, 2010
1,588
1,500
* Car mechanics tell you the truth
* A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
* You can leave the motel bed unmade
* If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
* Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
* Three pairs of shoes are more than enough
* You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."
* You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
* The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
* One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
* Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives on December 24th, in 45 minutes

Nimeamua kuchagua zangu zile best kabisa...Hizo zenye rangi ni mimi kabisaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 

Mr Rocky

JF-Expert Member
Oct 10, 2007
15,194
2,000
Everything on your face stays its original color.<br />
* You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.<br />
* Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.<br />
* You don't have to clean your apartment if the maid is coming.<br />
* You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: &quot;He must be mad at me.&quot;<
br />


Hizi nimezipenda
safi sana and proud to be a man
 

NG'ADA

Senior Member
Sep 2, 2011
152
0
naona kila mtu amejiokotea zake hapo...ngoja na mm niDO!!
The world is your urinal.
If you are 35 and single, nobody notices.
You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
...........yaaani hizi ni mm kabisaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
 

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