Who really owns a man his mothr or wife?

Jaguar said:

Mama ndo mpango mzima,{1}kwa wife unanyonya ziwa lisilotoa chochote but la mama lina maziwa muhimu kwa afya na ukuaji wako.{2}Wife anakubeba usiku tena huku kajilaza kwa raha zake but mama alikubeba mgongoni huku akilima na pia kutembea na wewe mabondeni na milimani,juani na kwenye mvua.{3}part inayoingia kwa mwanamke ni moja tu na tena ni sehemu ndogo tu ya mwili wako na kama haitoshi,inaenda kumburudisha sana tu but mama aliuleta mwili wako wote duniani tena kwa uchungu mkuu.>>Therefore mtoto ni wa mama.

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nhassall said:

[h=5]Who really owns a man? His mother or wife?

mother:my son must obey me unless he did not suck my breasts for 1 year.

wife:he sucks mine now and sucked it for more than 5 yrs and still sucking.

mother:I carried him for nine months.

wife:he was only 3.5 kg then,so whats the big deal? I carry him every night and he is 85kg now.

mother:he passed between my legs.

wife:haha! He only passed there once,he stays in between my legs like everyday.

so who really owns a man?[/h]

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Jaguar said:

Mama ndo mpango mzima,{1}kwa wife unanyonya ziwa lisilotoa chochote but la mama lina maziwa muhimu kwa afya na ukuaji wako.{2}Wife anakubeba usiku tena huku kajilaza kwa raha zake but mama alikubeba mgongoni huku akilima na pia kutembea na wewe mabondeni na milimani,juani na kwenye mvua.{3}part inayoingia kwa mwanamke ni moja tu na tena ni sehemu ndogo tu ya mwili wako na kama haitoshi,inaenda kumburudisha sana tu but mama aliuleta mwili wako wote duniani tena kwa uchungu mkuu.>>Therefore mtoto ni wa mama.

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