Who really owns a man? His mother or wife? Mother:- my son must obey me unless he didn't suck my breast for 1 year, Wife:- He sucks mine now and sucked it for more than 5yr and is still sucking, Mother:- I carried him for nine months. Wife:- He was only 3.5kg then, so whats the big deal? I carry him every night and he is 85kg now. Mother.:- He passed between my legs. Wife:- Hahaha, he only passed there once, he stays in-between my legs like everyday. Please ladies , WHO OWNS A MAN ......!!??