Who owns a Man....!!!??

[The Fixer]

Who really owns a man?

His mother or wife?

Mother:- my son must obey me
unless he didn't suck my breast
for 1 year,

Wife:- He sucks mine now and sucked it for more than 5yr and
is still sucking,

Mother:- I carried him for nine
months.

Wife:- He was only 3.5kg then, so
whats the big deal? I carry him every night and he is 85kg now.

Mother.:- He passed between
my legs.

Wife:- Hahaha, he only passed
there once, he stays in-between
my legs like everyday. Please ladies ,

WHO OWNS A MAN ......!!??

 

[Kaunga]

Mume atawaacha wazazi wake na kuambatana na mkewe, nao watakuwa si wawili tena bali ni mwili mmoja.

So nani anamiliki mwili zaidi ya mwenye mwili?

 

[Judgement]

Wife own 80%
and Maa the rest!