Where is YNIM?!

[Binti Maringo]

fun gani kuruka ruka na kutoka majasho....fun ni kama niliyokuambia...

style ya old skool siyo kama hizi zenu nyie mnaruka hadi mnatokwa na jasho...wee mtoto mdogo tatizo lako so hujui fun ya old skool enzi hizo unavaa buga luu una bonge la froo na raizoni alafu watu wanacheza twist...ile ndiyo fun...na watu wanakuwa wanahave fun kisawasawa na wala siyo kufukuzia mademu ila business only how to make money and be millionare... you talk big!....

Huyo YNIM unaemtafuta alizamia harusi basi kautwika matapu tapu yu hoi....hata akija hapa sidhani kama mtaelewana lugha.....si unajua mtu akilewa anavyotema yai gumu..

duuh nigga kumbe ni wedding crasher?...poor him!

 

[Binti Maringo]

Yaani jamaa ni mlevi mbwa! Halafu nashangaa cupcake anambabaikia...mademu bana....

stop it cupcake sijambambaikia jamani eeh! me i was asking in a good way...sasa mimi na wedding crasher wapi na wapi....

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

style ya old skool siyo kama hizi zenu nyie mnaruka hadi mnatokwa na jasho...wee mtoto mdogo tatizo lako so hujui fun ya old skool enzi hizo unavaa buga luu una bonge la froo na raizoni alafu watu wanacheza twist...ile ndiyo fun...na watu wanakuwa wanahave fun kisawasawa na wala siyo kufukuzia mademu ila business only how to make money and be millionare... you talk big!....




duuh nigga kumbe ni wedding crasher?...poor him!

We cupcake, chunga lugha yako? Nigga this nigga that ndo nini?

 

[Balantanda]

Yaani jamaa ni mlevi mbwa! Halafu nashangaa cupcake anambabaikia...mademu bana....

...................mshikaji anagonga Mataputapu(pombe mavi) nini

 

[Binti Maringo]

We cupcake, chunga lugha yako? Nigga this nigga that ndo nini?

Ok basi i take it back dude..siyo nigga tena!...

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

...................mshikaji anagonga Mataputapu(pombe mavi) nini

yaani jamaa anakunywa kila aina ya pombe chafu....ili mradi awe bwiii....

hata mkojo unekuwa unalewesha jamaa angeunywa tu....

 

[Binti Maringo]

yaani jamaa anakunywa kila aina ya pombe chafu....ili mradi awe bwiii....

hata mkojo unekuwa unalewesha jamaa angeunywa tu....

Mkojo no dawa though!..did you know that tena mkojo wako wa asubuhi unaponya magonjwa 40...

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Mkojo no dawa though!..did you know that tena mkojo wako wa asubuhi unaponya magonjwa 40...

mmmhhh....na wewe acha stori zako za saloon hapa.....

 

[Balantanda]

yaani jamaa anakunywa kila aina ya pombe chafu....ili mradi awe bwiii....

hata mkojo unekuwa unalewesha jamaa angeunywa tu....

Halafu dizaini akilewa anacheza sana mabolingo(si unajua mambo ya vilabuni)

 

[Binti Maringo]

mmmhhh....na wewe acha stori zako za saloon hapa.....

I am very serious..mkojo ni dawa! muulize dr yeyote yule atakwambia...wee siku ukiona una migrane or anything try kunywa mkojo wako...lakini ule wa kwanza asubuhi....

 

[Balantanda]

I am very serious..mkojo ni dawa! muulize dr yeyote yule atakwambia...wee siku ukiona una migrane or anything try kunywa mkojo wako...lakini ule wa kwanza asubuhi....

Mhhhh hapa isije ikawa unatulisha sumu

 

[Binti Maringo]

Mhhhh hapa isije ikawa unatulisha sumu

Siyo sumu ni true story tena kuna scientist wamefanyia reserach kabisa..try that kesho then utaniambia...

 

[Yo Yo]

yaani jamaa anakunywa kila aina ya pombe chafu....ili mradi awe bwiii....

hata mkojo unekuwa unalewesha jamaa angeunywa tu....

Alianza kuaribika baada ya kujifanya anataka kufanyia praktiko ma organic chemistry eti na yeye aje na formula zake.....

tehe tehe tehe nimekubuka kuna jamaa mmoja alikamatwa na gongo ile ya mavi alikuwa kesha kunywa kabakiwa na akiba kwenye kidomola....tehe tehe.....akiwa kwenye gari wakielekea kituoni akatapika ilikuwa patashika gari zima harufu ya kinyesi.......

 

[Balantanda]

Siyo sumu ni true story tena kuna scientist wamefanyia reserach kabisa..try that kesho then utaniambia...

Vp kuhusu mkojo wa asubuhi baada ya kupata mataputapu nao ni dawa ama....Maana mataputapu ni soo mwana

 

[Balantanda]

Alianza kuaribika baada ya kujifanya anataka kufanyia praktiko ma organic chemistry eti na yeye aje na formula zake.....

tehe tehe tehe nimekubuka kuna jamaa mmoja alikamatwa na gongo ile ya mavi alikuwa kesha kunywa kabakiwa na akiba kwenye kidomola....tehe tehe.....akiwa kwenye gari wakielekea kituoni akatapika ilikuwa patashika gari zima harufu ya kinyesi.......

Hahahaaaaaaa...lol..Hapo lazima polisi walimkimbia maana hiyo harufu sipati picha hata kidogo

 

[Binti Maringo]

Vp kuhusu mkojo wa asubuhi baada ya kupata mataputapu nao ni dawa ama....Maana mataputapu ni soo mwana

No kama umekunywa hauruhusuwi unywe mkojo wako ila unaweza kunywa mkojo wa mtu mwingine..unatakiwa kunywa ule ulio fresh kabisa...

 

[Yo Yo]

Siyo sumu ni true story tena kuna scientist wamefanyia reserach kabisa..try that kesho then utaniambia...

Mkojo upi dawa?

 

[Binti Maringo]

Mkojo upi dawa?

Mkojo wako mwenyewe..unaokojoa...kwani kuna mikojo ya aina ngapi ach aule mkojo wa punda hata ule ni dawa pia.

 

[Balantanda]

No kama umekunywa hauruhusuwi unywe mkojo wako ila unaweza kunywa mkojo wa mtu mwingine..unatakiwa kunywa ule ulio fresh kabisa...

Kunywa mkojo wa mtu mwingine!!!!!!!!!!!!!..itakuwa ngumu best maana huo wa kwangu tu kuunywa shughuli

 

[Binti Maringo]

Alianza kuaribika baada ya kujifanya anataka kufanyia praktiko ma organic chemistry eti na yeye aje na formula zake.....

tehe tehe tehe nimekubuka kuna jamaa mmoja alikamatwa na gongo ile ya mavi alikuwa kesha kunywa kabakiwa na akiba kwenye kidomola....tehe tehe.....akiwa kwenye gari wakielekea kituoni akatapika ilikuwa patashika gari zima harufu ya kinyesi.......

You guys kama huyu kijana amefikia stage hiyo then yupo kwenye hatari sana..he needs help inabidi mumshauri anede rehab....its not fun at all no wonder huwa anandika vitu vya ajabu hata haelewekagi kabisa...kumbe siyo normal!!