...we acha tu!

Mbu

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Wapenda ligi watatu walibishana kuwa nani amekubuhu kwa ubishi kati yao . Wakaamua kila mmoja ahadithie ubishi wa haja alomfanyia mkewe ili wapime nani kubobea zaidi kwenye hiyo fani.

Mbishi 1 akasema:
Mi siku moja nilivyokuwa nje ya nchi nilimpigia mke wangu simu usiku kafungua simu hakusema haloo...kulaleki! na mimi nikakaa kimya sikuongea mpaka alfajiri wakati simu ilikuwa wazi.

Mbishi 2 akatia:
Mbona hiyo cha mtoto, mi siku moja nimerudi home nikagonga mlango mke wangu akaufungua lkn hakusema karibu mume wangu...aliniangalia tu...nikaona analeta madharau! sikuingia ndani nikasimama hapo hapo mlangoni mpaka asubuhi...huyoo nikatimua zangu job.

Mbishi 3 akaunganisha:
Hiyo nayo mbona cha mtoto tu, mi mke wangu tulipooana alikuwa anaona haya kunigusa...ananidengulia eti! na mimi sikumgusa na mpaka leo hatugusani.

Mbishi 1 na 2:
Aaaaaaaah faza! acha usanii, nyie si mna watoto wawili lkn?

Mbishi 3:
Na hao watoto sijamuuliza kawaokota wapi... kwani mi nataka mchezo!.
 

BAK

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Feb 11, 2007
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LOL!!!...Bingwa ni huyo mwenye watoto wawili wa 'kuokota'
 

GP

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Feb 5, 2009
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mamamaaaaaahha, mbavu sina!.
nlikua na hasira tangu asubuhi, baada ya kusoma hapa kwakweli hasira zote zimekwisha, niko fresh!, kweli JF is evrything duh.
 

Kobe

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Jun 17, 2009
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duh huyu wa tatu kanivunja mbavu kwa kicheko.! huyu ndio bingwa.
 

Sasha Fierce

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Feb 7, 2009
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oh my god i am rolling on the floor kwa kucheka maana nilivyokuwa namsoma huyo mchizi wa pili nilianza kucheka sana,hapo sijui kamkomoa nani eti kasimama mlangoni hadi hasubuhi,ila kuja kumsoma wa tatu huyo ndiyo alinimaliza mbavu zangu jamani tsk tsk tsk tsk mahoka hahahahahahaha.duh duniani humu kuna watu machizi sana si bure,
 

Akili Unazo!

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Feb 18, 2009
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mamamaaaaaahha, mbavu sina!.
nlikua na hasira tangu asubuhi, baada ya kusoma hapa kwakweli hasira zote zimekwisha, niko fresh!, kweli JF is evrything duh.

shemu vipi tena hasira za nini asubuhi yote au kuna nini ten kinaendelea?
bado dada anakusumbua tu nikija dar nitakutafuta niwape kitchen party ya ndoa
 

Lupweko

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Mar 26, 2009
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Duuuh, matundiko ya weekend ni raha tupu, hakuna cha ufisadi wala politiki, ni kicheko tu!!
 

Iza

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Jan 8, 2009
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ndio hataki mchezo....thanx for starting ma furahi day
 

Amosam

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Mbona hicho cha mtoto,kuna jamaa mitaa fulani kule mbagala mkewe amezaa na mpangaji wake na jamaa amewapongeza bila hata kuonyesha hasira,hadi leo wote wapo pamoja.
 

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