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Wanawake wa siku hizi bana!

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by adakiss23, Sep 12, 2012.

  1. adakiss23

    adakiss23 JF-Expert Member

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    Yaani mnamkuta mdada.. Asubuhi akiamka yuko Bar anakula supu mchana Bar tena chips jioni yuko ktk pedicure n manicure anajiandaa na mtoko. Usiku ukiingia yuko Bar tena nyama choma na bia. Sasa unajiuliza hivi huyu anapika saa ngapi? Anafanya usafi saa ngapi? Ukimuoa mdada kama huyu si unajiandalia ugonjwa wa moyo? Je ataleaje watoto? Au ndo walewale anamnyonyesha wiki 1 then maziwa ya kopo yanahusika. Ndo wonda mitoto ya siku hizi vichwa maji cz tangu tumboni keshakunywa bia viroba konyagi maziwa ya kopo ya kutosha. Badilikeni dadazangu! Othawize mtamegwa sana na minjemba.

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  2. Smile

    Smile JF-Expert Member

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    hizo nyama choma na bia ulitaka wanaume wale wenyewe?
     
  3. Root

    Root JF-Expert Member

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    Hapa anataka kusema kuwa angalau awe anapika
     
  4. Mchochezi

    Mchochezi JF-Expert Member

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    kila nabii na wakati wake' hiki ni kizazi cha dotcom
     
  5. Blaine

    Blaine JF-Expert Member

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    unataka single ladies wakae nyumbani wafanye nini?? enjoy life while you can, hayo ya watoto yatakuja after 10 pm
     
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    DOOKY JF-Expert Member

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    non sense speaking
     
  7. Eiyer

    Eiyer JF-Expert Member

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    Ngoja waje . . . . . . . . !!
     
  8. Preta

    Preta JF-Expert Member

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    hayo mashankupe ya Magomeni unayoyatumia huu ujumbe.....yamo humu JF.....?
     
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    Smile JF-Expert Member

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    yaprintie eti! wewe huli nyama choma Asprin njoo kuna mtu anafukuza viburudisho vyako kaunta
     
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    Mundu JF-Expert Member

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    Punguza munkari kaka, duh! habari za huko uliko kwanza?
     
  11. Mkeshahoi

    Mkeshahoi JF-Expert Member

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    Ushachakachuliwa jomba?!mbona unalia hivo?!
     
  12. BADILI TABIA

    BADILI TABIA JF-Expert Member

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    ungemueleza mhusika ungemsaidia sana.....
     
  13. Mtalingolo

    Mtalingolo JF-Expert Member

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    Watu kama hao unawachana live on the spot...
     
  14. The Hunter

    The Hunter JF-Expert Member

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    Wote mnaotoa povu kuna wezekano jamaa kawagusa kinamna...!!!!!!poleni bana, nenepeni sanaa muwe na matumbo makubwa na mavitambi ka mlima, maana mmeona cha kuiga ni misupu na kunywa bia zisizo na staha..
     
  15. lara 1

    lara 1 JF-Expert Member

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    Give me a breaaaaaaaaak! We ushaona huyo dada bado hajapata mwenza, sasa hizo ni katika promo, biahsara ni matangazoo! Ohooo! Unataka ashinde na mkaa jikoni afu nani amuone? Muuza mkaa au samaki? Aaaaah! Mwache mwenzio aende sehemu kwenye inteterlect minds apate nae interlectual wake! Samaki havuliwi shambani katuuu! Hizo manicure muhimu, we mkeo kakomaa mikono kwa kufua nepi na kodrai zako, utataka nyumba ndogo mikono lainiii!
     
  16. platozoom

    platozoom JF-Expert Member

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    Siku kuna buzi mmoja analipia
     
  17. King Kong III

    King Kong III JF-Expert Member

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    Style ya kurusha jiwe gizani atakayesema anhiiiiiii ujue limempata.
     
  18. gfsonwin

    gfsonwin JF-Expert Member

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    ningeweza kumuelewa mwandish kama angeniambia ni watu wa aina gani ambao yeye anawaongelea. kama bidada hiyo ni hobi yake unataka ake numban kufanya nini? kuna watu hobi zao ni kwenda bar for a drink na kupiga story kuna wengine hobi ni kwena na hubbys maeneo yao kula bata sasa sijui wewe unasema haya kivipi.

    mwanamke anajipamba na lazima aende salun swala la kunyonyesha nalo linaegemea kuna wengine wananyonyesha hata mika 3 lkn kwenye vitivirefu huwakosi inategemea tu ameschedule vip ratiba yake. manake anakamua maziwa anayaacha kwa ajili ya mtt.

    haya ambao ni singles that is their time sijui kwanini unaumia sana ukawasahau vijana wanaoshinda wakicheza pool table siku nzima kijiwen huku wakigida mvinyo na manyama.
     
  19. King'asti

    King'asti JF-Expert Member

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    Sijaelewa uhusiano wa hii sentenso na suala la kumegwa.
    BAK, naomba unisaidie kumuwekea huyu ndugu ile wimbo ya Nyoshi El sadaat 'Sio kila mwanamke aendae bar ni malaya'
    Natanguliza shukrani.
     
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  20. Ruttashobolwa

    Ruttashobolwa JF-Expert Member

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    Haahahahahahahahahahahaaha
    da umenikumbusha dada mmoja anaitwa Natalia



     
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