Wanawake na message zenu mitanadaoni...!!!

[Don Clericuzio]

Don bhana.

Forgive my courtesy, am too old for this technological innovations, thus why.

 

[cute b]

Hahahahahah noma sana.... Machozi ya samaki yanapata mfariji

Na wewe pia status zako za Real estate na ma IFRS nimezichoka nitamute

 

[Baba Swalehe]

Hahaha

Kuna wanawake huwa wanakua na mambo ya kijinga sana mwingine anabadilisha tu profile toka asubuhi

 

[Jadda]

I swear I never do that

Babe huwa haumpost.
Na kuandika "asante mpenzi kwa penzi la last night"??? Sema kweli

 

[data]

Hamna kitu nachukia kama mtu anayeweka profile picture ya "vijembe" au whatsup status. Hata kama hanichambi Mimi.
Nikiwa nime save namba yako siku nikaona umeandika maneno ya ajabu ajabu, kama vile majungu majungu huwa naifuta ili nisione.
Ni ushamba na utoto na ulimbukeni.
Halafu subiri...! Inamaana na katika hili umeona wanawake tuu ndiyo huwa wanaweka hizo status za kijinga? Wanaume hawaweki? Au umemaanisha za wanawake tuu ndiyo zinakera? Za wanaume ni asali????????

Aisee basi uko tofauti na wenzio wengi....
Mara chache au hamna kabisa wanaume wanaochambana kwa style hiyo aisee...

 

[adolay]

Halafu mara nyingi wanaowekaga hizo status za kutupiana vijembe whatsapp wengi wao ni wale ambao wanaandikaga maneno kama mm, ww, ss, xx, umekura, umerara, umeludi, umelizika, et al

Kwanza mimi mtu akiandika maneno kama hayo kuna namna ambavyo huwa namchukulia hata kama kiuhalisia hayuko hivyo ninavyomchukulia na akitamka maneno kama hivyo (hayo manne ya mwisho) ndo kabisaaaaa

Punguza kurusha mawe Gizani, Mungu anakuona

 

[cute b]

Forgive my courtesy, am too old for this technological innovations, thus why.

Halafu sijawahi kukuona umetumia emoji kabisa.
Kwani umezeeka sana?

 

[adolay]

Status zina raha yake huwez ukazipita. Mie napenda za wanandoa wenye mgogoro aiseee utafahamu kila kinachoendelea ndani ya nyumba

Kumbeeeee!

 

[Jadda]

Pamoja mkuu

Asante kwa kuniongezea maarifa mkuu nmekuelewa vyema

 

[Don Clericuzio]

Halafu sijawahi kukuona umetumia emoji kabisa.
Kwani umezeeka sana?

Nazitumia nikiwa naandikiana ujumbe wa mapenzi na either mke wangu au nanilii.

 

[adolay]

Halafu sijawahi kukuona umetumia emoji kabisa.
Kwani umezeeka sana?

Kwani wanaotumia emoji ni vijana tu? Another changamoto....

😄😄😄😄😄😄 now nimeelewa.

 

[Jadda]

Punguza kurusha mawe Gizani, Mungu anakuona

Vipi limekupata mkuu??

 

[adolay]

Vipi limekupata mkuu??

Hapana niki- assess naona reality to brutalised users wa laugha tatanishi kiukweli umeweka ukweli halisi .......

 

[Jadda]

Yaani kiukweli wanaoandikaga hivyo wanazingua sana

Hapana niki- assess naona reality to brutalised users wa laugha tatanishi kiukweli umeweka ukweli halisi .......

 

[adolay]

Yaani kiukweli wanaoandikaga hivyo wanazingua sana

Ndio uhuru wa maoni na uwasilishaji, inaudhi yet mambo ya wakati,

Ya ujana na vijana muda wote pasua kichwa

Kwa conservatives ni mitihani mkubwa.

 

[cute b]

I swear I never do that

Safi sana

 

[cute b]

Nazitumia nikiwa naandikiana ujumbe wa mapenzi na either mke wangu au nanilii.

Sasa emoji zipo nyingi na siyo zote zipo romantic.
The rest unazitumia wapi ambazo haziwafai hao?

 

[cute b]

Kwani wanaotumia emoji ni vijana tu? Another changamoto....

now nimeelewa.

Hahahahah inaelekea wengi ni vijana.

 

[moj6]

Waache hiyo ndio necha yao

 

[Jadda]

Yeah

Ndio uhuru wa maoni na uwasilishaji, inaudhi yet mambo ya wakati,

Ya ujana na vijana muda wote pasua kichwa

Kwa conservatives ni mitihani mkubwa.