Wanaume wa Marekani mna nini?

[sensor]

Mwingine nae huyu... sijui katokea wapi.

Kuzimu

 

[Freema Agyeman]

Mimi huwa nadandia mbele na nyuma pia.

Umeshadandiwa nyuma mara ngapi; ukidandia lazima nawe udandiwe.

 

[Freema Agyeman]

Kuzimu

No wonder...

 

[KARANJA 007]

Umeshadandiwa nyuma mara ngapi; ukidandia lazima nawe udandiwe.

Sasa wewe nikikudandia nyuma inakula kwako,lakini wewe ukinidandia mimi sana sana utanichubua tu kwa kichaka au msitu wako wa MABWEPANDE au vipi?

 

[sensor]

No wonder...

Au nyie ndiyo wale exceptional, above the world. Huongei na wasaga sumu wanuka vumbi wa Africa huko.

Haya bana, samahani boss lady

 

[Freema Agyeman]

Sasa wewe nikikudandia nyuma inakula kwako,lakini wewe ukinidandia mimi sana sana utanichubua tu kwa kichaka au msitu wako wa MABWEPANDE au vipi?

Duh inaonekana we mzoefu wa kudandiwa. Kwa hivyo hata uwezo wa kudandia huna tena.

 

[Valentina]

Naona unataka kununua kesi. Be careful... kudandia bandwagon kwa mbele kuna madhila.

Hawa achana nao mwaya,usiwachukulie serious.

 

[Freema Agyeman]

Au nyie ndiyo wale exceptional, above the world. Huongei na wasaga sumu wanuka vumbi wa Africa huko.

Haya bana, samahani boss lady

Apology accepted.

 

[Valentina]

Usiku bado haujawa mwingi,haraka ya nini?,au mzee yupo leo? au umeitwa chumbani na shemeji nini,niambie ukweli nikupe trick za kumpagawisha mpaka akuandikie hiyo nyumba urithi au vipi?

Naenda kupewa tamuuu

 

[Simplicity.]

Hasara umeshaipata...hahahaa.Ulikuja moto sasa umepoa.

Mimi nipoe kwa lipi?

 

[Simplicity.]

Naenda kupewa tamuuu

Umpate wapi wa kukupa tamu?

 

[Valentina]

Umpate wapi wa kukupa tamu?

Mzee mwenzangu yupo

 

[KARANJA 007]

Duh inaonekana we mzoefu wa kudandiwa. Kwa hivyo hata uwezo wa kudandia huna tena.

Usiandikie mate wakati wino upo,we taja venue hapo ndo utajua kama uwezo upo au haupo.

 

[KARANJA 007]

Naenda kupewa tamuuu

Basi na mimi najiandaa hapa,huku nikiangali picha yako naanza kuungurumisha jenereta,hii inaitwa selfie.

 

[Simplicity.]

Usiandikie mate wakati wino upo,we taja venue hapo ndo utajua kama uwezo upo au haupo.

Mkuu huyu mdada Freema Agyeman hajakojozwa, ana njaa ya miaka, huyu wa kutafuta na kupiga kata funua.

 

[Freema Agyeman]

Usiandikie mate wakati wino upo,we taja venue hapo ndo utajua kama uwezo upo au haupo.

Sina cha kuthibitusha kwako. Marketing uliofanya inatosha mabazazi wamekusikia..

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Duh! Kulikoni tena...mbona hali ya hewa imechafuka?

 

[Valentina]

Basi na mimi najiandaa hapa,huku nikiangali picha yako naanza kuungurumisha jenereta,hii inaitwa selfie.

Picha gani

 

[Valentina]

Mkuu huyu mdada Freema Agyeman hajakojozwa, ana njaa ya miaka, huyu wa kutafuta na kupiga kata funua.

Hatimae umekubali ni mdada

 

[Bufa]

I'm a very nice person and I know to care but sometimes I do stupid things like saying something I shouldn't to someone even they don't really deserve. Now I trying to learn to apologize and learning with my mistakes. I feel so bad and the remorse is something terrible. Nikubalie basi mamaa...

Hahaha yao isn't sport (yai si mchezo)