Wanaume wa Marekani mna nini?

[Valentina]

Yamekua hayo manini?

Hayo apo

 

[Valentina]

Ujue unaweza kuwa unachat na mtu kila siku alafu usimfahamu.!

Teh huyu nshamstukia

 

[Simplicity.]

Nitakukula, ndio ujue sina mizaha. Ni muda tu wewe subiri.

75% Naona namfahamu huyu mdada Valentina, ngoja nikamilishe zoezi lililobaki. Huyu mtu kabdili ID si bure Patience123

 

[Valentina]

Nitakukula, ndio ujue sina mizaha. Ni muda tu wewe subiri.

Si mpaka uwe na huo ubavu

 

[Simplicity.]

Si mpaka uwe na huo ubavu

Unaamini sina? Tupinge?

 

[KARANJA 007]

Ndo zako ee

Kwa kiasi fulani,huku nakufikiria wewe ulivyopagawa kwa mautamu.

 

[Valentina]

Kwa kiasi fulani,huku nakufikiria wewe ulivyopagawa kwa mautamu.

Utamu gani tena?

 

[Mshikawezi Mwizi]

Jiandae kugegedewa mkeo nawe

Sijaoa m-bongo hivyo kugegedewa ni ndoto.

 

[Freema Agyeman]

Hahahaaa, Dogo hujitambui. Wewe mwenyewe nikitaka nikukate ngebe nakupata tu, labda uhame JF, bisha!

Nabisha, and I am in JF to stay bila hata ban. Now what?!

 

[Valentina]

75% Naona namfahamu huyu mdada Valentina, ngoja nikamilishe zoezi lililobaki. Huyu mtu kabdili ID si bure Patience123

Mbona umejikot mwenyewe?

Afu umechemka,sina I'd mbili mimi

 

[Valentina]

Unaamini sina? Tupinge?

Tupinge

 

[Simplicity.]

Tupinge

Nimepinga na wewe. Masunga Maziku , Sumu ni mashahidi.

 

[KARANJA 007]

Utamu gani tena?

Si ile hali inayokufika mpaka unamwambia njemba akutukanie mama yako?,i mean state of euphoria or ecstasy during love making.

 

[Valentina]

Si ile hali inayokufika mpaka unamwambia njemba akutukanie mama yako?,i mean state of euphoria or ecstasy during love making.

He hee naona umekuja kukazia na wewe

 

[Simplicity.]

Nabisha, and I am in JF to stay bila hata ban. Now what?!

Nahofia wewe ni mwanaume, ila Valentina nina uhkika ni she, na katika mission yangu inayoenda kwa jina la @MissionKulaValentina tayari nimeshamkata mbawa.

 

[KARANJA 007]

He hee naona umekuja kukazia na wewe

Yaani nimekuja kuwekw MSISITIZO,maana hakuna jinsi.

 

[KARANJA 007]

Nahofia wewe ni mwanaume, ila Valentina nina uhkika ni she, na katika mission yangu inayoenda kwa jina la @MissionKulaValentina tayari nimeshamkata mbawa.

Ulwahi kupata kisa cha JINI LA KISAUNI?

 

[Simplicity.]

Ulwahi kupata kisa cha JINI LA KISAUNI?

Mkuu hebu kisimulie.

 

[Valentina]

Yaani nimekuja kuwekw MSISITIZO,maana hakuna jinsi.

He hee nilale mie.... Mtanikondesha bure mtoto wa mwanaume mwenzenu

 

[Freema Agyeman]

Nahofia wewe ni mwanaume, ila Valentina nina uhkika ni she, na katika mission yangu inayoenda kwa jina la @MissionKulaValentina tayari nimeshamkata mbawa.

Hahahaa. Declaration of defeat, I am humbled. Next time be careful in choosing your battle #womenofsubstancerock.