Wanaume wa Marekani mna nini?

[Simplicity.]

Uongo uongo uongoo

Kweli, lazima tukushereheshe: Japanese Penis Festival in Kawasaki: Kanamara Matsuri, Japan

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Wewe Ngabu unaona umeshaanza kutamanisha watu huku

Ndo natoka Walmart....hapo getini kuingia kwenye subdivision nayoishi....

 

[Valentina]

Kweli, lazima tukushereheshe: Japanese Penis Festival in Kawasaki: Kanamara Matsuri, Japan

Nitafsirie

 

[Freema Agyeman]

Niko tz, mtafute Ngabu awe mwenyeji wako akuinvite ile iwe vyepesi kwako kupata. Kama uko DSM nenda US embassy utapewa vigezo uone kama unastahili kulingana na sifa zako.

Sifa gani na vigezo gani vinahitajika?

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Niko tz, mtafute Ngabu awe mwenyeji wako akuinvite ile iwe vyepesi kwako kupata. Kama uko DSM nenda US embassy utapewa vigezo uone kama unastahili kulingana na sifa zako.

Karibu apple cider...

 

[Simplicity.]

Nitafsirie

Utakimbilia korea, Tz hatupo: Penis Size Around The World

 

[Simplicity.]

Sifa gani na vigezo gani vinahitajika?

Mwone ngabu au Gefu

 

[Valentina]

Hata picha huoni?

Hata sioni

 

[Valentina]

Utakimbilia korea, Tz hatupo: Penis Size Around The World

Ndo nini sasa?

 

[Simplicity.]

Ndo nini sasa?

Wewe unaangukia wapi? Guys: What Race Of Women Has The Tightest Vagina??

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Mwone ngabu au Gefu

Jamani eeh...mimi nina miaka karibu 20 sijaomba visa.

Vigezo na masharti siyajui.

USA baby

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Asante, Benedictine is my favorite sipping liquor.

Oh I see.

But that apple cider non alcoholic, though.

 

[Valentina]

Wewe unaangukia wapi? Guys: What Race Of Women Has The Tightest Vagina??

Afu we Simplicity ushanfanya bibi yako ee

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Yeah, it's an herbal liquor. It's sweet and earthy, citrus and honey. It's good you should check it out, but make sure you get Benedictine and not B&B (which is a pre mixed cocktail).

Cool beans.

I'll see if they have it in the stores in my neck of the woods.

 

[Freema Agyeman]

Ngabu katika majukumu yake. Mchukue na bi dada hapa, anataka kuja huko.

You took a lead, called me for private messages. Sounded like you know all the nitty gritty of how to head to US, getting a US visa so to say. How come you call others to the rescue? What did you want to tell me in PM? You sound a moron, an impersonator, american wanna be!

From Kaliua, Misungwi you name the place you are right now, you wanna show people like you know it all about US? Learn to zip it whenever you have nothing to say man! You know nothing other than the US embassy opposite Oysterbay police station, hearsay or some exchange visits.

How can you suggest on how to get a visa, one get I20 while they dont want to go for studies, or business visa while have no business whatsoever, or visiting visa so one can overstay and become illigal immigrant; and on top of that suggesting to find someone... for what again.

Shut your damn mouth up.

 

[Freema Agyeman]

Oops Jesus Christ, I'm so sorry.

Apology accepted!

 

[Mangungo II]

Kwa heshima na taadhima ningeomba tu kumwuliza kaka yangu nyani ngabu "je unaishi kwa makaratasi ya permit au ulipata greencard ukiwa bongo" ?

Naamini swali langu halijakuudhi kaka nyani

Maana na Mimi Nina ndoto za kutimkia huko nikipata nafasi bongo jua Kali tu na vumbi jingi

 

[Freema Agyeman]

I say sorry million times, you're roasting me pretty damn hard. My intention wasn't that as you think.

I have moved past this, lets part ways. No one more apology needed..

 

[Freema Agyeman]

Thanks, can we even enter to friendzone?

You are not credible or I have lost one for you.

 

[muafrika08]

Wako so confident wanakimbiwa.

Hahaaa