Wanaume badilikeni

[trudie]

Habari za jumapili wana MMU,

Hivi nyie wanaume nani kawaroga jamani mbona wenzenu wa zamani hawakuwa hivyo? Kweli mwanaume unapiga bao moja umechoka mpaka unalala usingizi?

Mnawatesa watoto wenzenu, mnawachafua na kibao kimoja mnategemea waende wapi au wapige punyeto? Tatizo mazoezi hamtaki kufanya na chips mayai ndiyo chakula chenu kikuu, hebu badilikeni, waridhisheni wapenzi/wake zenu.

Jamani halafu nyie wanaume badilikeni, acheni uchafu. Unakuta mwanaume hata hajijali, chumba chake ukienda ametupa minguo chini, soksi chini ya uvungu, boksa kila sehemu, siyo tabia nzuri.

Halafu hapo eti unategemea kupata mwanamke msafi, nani atakuvumilia uchafu wako?

 

[DCI Comrade One]

Ngoja waje

 

[tamuuuuu]

Wewe mara ya mwisho umepigwa ngapi

 

[Joseverest]

Wenye tabia hizo nadhani wamekuelewa

 

[Robot la Matope]

Wanawake wa zamani mshakauka sa mnataka twende Mara 3 mtuchubue?

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

SAVE OUR HUSBANDS!

Why do husbands in Africa die most times before wives? A husband in Africa in most cases is under intense tension because he is responsible for:

Children school fees
House rents
Electricity bills
Medical bills
Generator fuel & repairs
Car fuel and repairs
Feeding of family
Clothes for children
Xmas and New year bills
Furniture &House maint
In-laws wahala/demand
His own aged parents
His siblings most times
His wife's demands
Vigilante bills
Erecting Building
Religious demands
Family social bills
Electronics bills
Recharge cards
Extended family bills
Community demands

On top of the above, he also faces:

Wife stress/insults
Boss stress at work
Police stress on the way
Area boys stress
Kidnappers fear
Friends stress
Economy stress
Fear of job loss
Unemployment pains
Armed Robbery stress
Children misbehaviour
Neighbours stress
Bank loan paymnt stress
Witchcraft stress
Demonic attack stress
Sex stress
....and so on! OMG!!

Are these reasons not enough for all African Wives to understand and give their husbands peace at home? Are men not trying? How can an African man with this kind of load be romantic like an American man? Women, please give your husband peace at home. Encourage your husband. Stop being sarcastic to him. Except if you like to join the widows club early! Note:
That club is not funny. Ask members. Help your husband. Contribute to the family. Be a helper. Be submissive. Stop nagging. Build your home and marriage. It is not greener outside there. Don't be deceived!!
Let our men and husbands live long like you. Men dey beg una
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FORWARD THIS TO EVERY WOMAN IN YOUR CONTACT LIST UNTIL EVERY WOMAN IN AFRICA READS IT. LET US PROLONG THE LIVES OF OUR MEN!!

 

[trudie]

Wewe mara ya mwisho umepigwa ngapi

Nimepigwa kimoja tuu mkuu

 

[Sakayo]

Dunia simama nishuke mie

 

[tamuuuuu]

Nimepigwa kimoja tuu mkuu

Pole sana,wenzako huku tunawapiga za kutosha,

Me mwanamke tukianza lazima nimgonge 3 za maana,halafu zinafuata za kiada unexpectedly.

 

[Mehek]

Wenye tabia hizo nadhani wamekuelewa

 

[fh kwenye beat]

Haha

 

[Mehek]

Pole sana,wenzako huku tunawapiga za kutosha,

Me mwanamke tukianza lazima nimgonge 3 za maana,halafu zinafuata za kiada unexpectedly.

 

[Tunakodisha Bunduki]

Unazungumzia wanaume wa daslam

 

[kingdadikati]

Nakupenda jovitha

 

[data]

Sasa salam hiyo akujibu nani!??

 

[Ushimen]

Pole kwa yalio kusibu....

 

[Ushimen]

Ngoja waje

Wanaume wa Daslam mkuje huku....

 

[ElPuto Jefe]

Utakuta huridhishi kitandani, hilo bao moja litakuwa linaendana na wewe..!!

Huo uchafu kwanini usimsaidie kuutoa.!?

 

[MBITIYAZA]

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[Ryan The King]

Bao moja labda cha kuiba ukiwa ofisini au kunako gari.

Lakini kunako 6*6 siwezi kuamini kama kuna mwanaume wa hivyo.

Wastani wa kitandani ni bao tatu.
Kwa saa 2-4. Kutegemeana na factors mbalimbali.

Mwambie mshikaji aache punyeto haraka