Wanaume acheni mara moja hii tabia

[Mwami Ntale]

Mpaka nimekuja kuandika huku jamani mnakera, tabia hii inakera sana

Eti mtu kisa amekupa ela basi akiridhika yeye ndo basi. Kunipa hela ndo kosa? Unakuja unani donoa donoa juu unaniacha? Kihela chako ndo unitie shombo mimi?

Hela muendelee kutupa na kileleni mtufikishe. Mnakera sana hamjui tu.

Mtu mnapanga vizuri anakupa hela nyingi mpaka unasema yeeeees leo shughuli ipo. Mnafika twaa twaa tayari, kwani ni ghafla bin vuu? Mbona mnajitia aibu?

Mbadilike wajameni, nyie endeleeni kudhani hela ndo kitu pekee tunataka.

Lakini msiache kutupa hela though

Weee koma!Yaani nikununue halafu unipangie namna ya kukutumia?Hiyo haipo.Ukiamua kujigeuza bidhaa ujue utatumika kadri mnunuzi anavyotaka.Nikiridhika Mimi mnunuzi inatosha,wee si utaridhika utakapotumia hela niliyokupa?

 

[prumpeti]

Kuna zile pisi zinayo hela huwa zinakuja zenyewe hakuna kuulizwa hela ya kujipamba wala nauli mkuu hizi huwa zinaongeza mzuka asee unajikuta unapata extra power yani unakula kumaliza asa hizi za hata sijala tokea jana sijui mara sina hata hamu yani ninavyo waza hela ya kodi daah! Mapka mzuka unashuka pisi ina shida kuliko shida zenyewe wanawake tafuteni hela hela za mwanaume ni za kujenga boma sio kula na marayaaa

 

[Lucha]

Wewe ndo chombo cha starehe sisi siyo chombo cha starehe jiheshimu

 

[T 1990 ELY]

Akili imeenda inawaza pesa utakojowa saa ngapi??
Unawaza akimaliza atakupa sh ngapi?
Hata hisia za kukufikisha kibo zinakukimbia

Naweza kukununulia kitimoto kilo na savannah kumi za baridi mkuu?

 

[Machaare]

Njooni mumjibu huku kapigwa bao moja mwamba chali

 

[Saa 7 mchana]

Nikutumie nauli, hotel nilipie, chakula ule na posho uchukue et na kufikishwa unataka kufikishwa dah

 

[cocastic]

Sasa mama si kajipatia huduma aliyolipia. Shida yake ilikuwa kujiridhisha sio kukuridhisha. Nawe mlipe akuridhishe sasa.

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] nimecheka had machoziii.

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[Mad Max]

Mwandiko wa Me.

 

[Flashfifty]

Asanteee kwa kutusemea maana hali ni mbayaa jamen[emoji13]tunataka show nzito nzito banaaaa

 

[Sambinyakwe kitololo]

Ukitaka ridhishwa na wewe toa pesa ..huwezi lipwa na urdhishwe

Mpaka nimekuja kuandika huku jamani mnakera, tabia hii inakera sana

Eti mtu kisa amekupa ela basi akiridhika yeye ndo basi. Kunipa hela ndo kosa? Unakuja unani donoa donoa juu unaniacha? Kihela chako ndo unitie shombo mimi?

Hela muendelee kutupa na kileleni mtufikishe. Mnakera sana hamjui tu.

Mtu mnapanga vizuri anakupa hela nyingi mpaka unasema yeeeees leo shughuli ipo. Mnafika twaa twaa tayari, kwani ni ghafla bin vuu? Mbona mnajitia aibu?

Mbadilike wajameni, nyie endeleeni kudhani hela ndo kitu pekee tunataka.

Lakini msiache kutupa hela though

 

[Twilumba]

Mpaka nimekuja kuandika huku jamani mnakera, tabia hii inakera sana

Eti mtu kisa amekupa ela basi akiridhika yeye ndo basi. Kunipa hela ndo kosa? Unakuja unani donoa donoa juu unaniacha? Kihela chako ndo unitie shombo mimi?

Hela muendelee kutupa na kileleni mtufikishe. Mnakera sana hamjui tu.

Mtu mnapanga vizuri anakupa hela nyingi mpaka unasema yeeeees leo shughuli ipo. Mnafika twaa twaa tayari, kwani ni ghafla bin vuu? Mbona mnajitia aibu?

Mbadilike wajameni, nyie endeleeni kudhani hela ndo kitu pekee tunataka.

Lakini msiache kutupa hela though

Njoo MP....

 

[DeepPond]

Behaviourist , ERoni na Makaveli 10 hili dongo la mtoa mada linawahusu[emoji4]

 

[DeepPond]

Nikishakupa hela, inabidi uje ukiwa umejiandaa, usitegemee kuandaliwa.

Ha ha ha a......

 

[Mbwa dume]

Mpaka nimekuja kuandika huku jamani mnakera, tabia hii inakera sana

Eti mtu kisa amekupa ela basi akiridhika yeye ndo basi. Kunipa hela ndo kosa? Unakuja unani donoa donoa juu unaniacha? Kihela chako ndo unitie shombo mimi?

Hela muendelee kutupa na kileleni mtufikishe. Mnakera sana hamjui tu.

Mtu mnapanga vizuri anakupa hela nyingi mpaka unasema yeeeees leo shughuli ipo. Mnafika twaa twaa tayari, kwani ni ghafla bin vuu? Mbona mnajitia aibu?

Mbadilike wajameni, nyie endeleeni kudhani hela ndo kitu pekee tunataka.

Lakini msiache kutupa hela though

Tunachokijua:................................................![emoji12]

 

[Roger Sterling]

This is like slinging dope to them fiends and expect fresh notes. Also, been around a while to know if that cookie good, brothers will get at it with everything they got, so maybe don't be too quick to judge them.

 

[DeepPond]

Namleta mtuhumiwa namba 5 Carlos The Jackal aje kutoa utetezi wake[emoji4]

 

[DeepPond]

Nishampakia mzabzab aje kujibu Hizi tuhuma[emoji4]

 

[AggerFirminho]

Ukija hakikisha umeshajikojolea tayari. MI nahitaji shimo tu na utelezi ndo maana nimekupa hela. Sijakuopa pesa ili nilupandishe milima

 

[DeepPond]

Wee Glenn toka ofsin twende MMU ukajibu Hizi tuhuma Za mtoa mada[emoji4]

 

[Glenn]

Wee Glenn toka ofsin twende MMU ukajibu Hizi tuhuma Za mtoa mada[emoji4]View attachment 2454518

Acha mkui jibi salam zangu kwanza