Wahaya

[Honestdeos]

Muhaya is attacked by a robberin his silver prado..
Robber shouts, "Toa Pochi!!"
Muganyizi shouts back, "We ----, huwezi nipigia kelele nikiwa kwenye prado na nimevaa rolex na cheni ya gold atakama we ni Osama... bwana...Oh, we ni jambazi??
Embu nione unatumia silaha gani!??"
(looking at the thug's hand) "A PANGA??!!? Aiseee, unataka kumuua meneja na panga?? k%&#@m#x!!" "Chukua hii milioni moja kanunua bastola na risasi za dhahabu nakusubiri apa uje, mjinga sana unategemea kesho headlines ziandikwaje???? Eti, 'SENIOR MANAGER ACHARANGWA HADI KUFA NA MAPANGA'???
Hiyo ni aibu sawa jambazi??

 

[St. Paka Mweusi]

We ni nani mpaka utusogeree,hebu mpe Fwanta huyu bwana atupishe.....

 

[Bishanga]

Mmeanza tena eh?

 

[Watu8]

mmemarizaaa???

 

[Judgement]

Infwakti zis ishu it iz vere sirias kwa-kwerii !
Ken yuu tell mi hako kajambazi kana own vidigrii vingapi ?

 

[kabanga]

sasa jamaa alichukua hako kamilioni ...?

 

[SHIEKA]

Muhaya is attacked by a robberin his silver prado..
Robber shouts, "Toa Pochi!!"
Muganyizi shouts back, "We ----, huwezi nipigia kelele nikiwa kwenye prado na nimevaa rolex na cheni ya gold atakama we ni Osama... bwana...Oh, we ni jambazi??
Embu nione unatumia silaha gani!??"
(looking at the thug's hand) "A PANGA??!!? Aiseee, unataka kumuua meneja na panga?? k%&#@m#x!!" "Chukua hii milioni moja kanunua bastola na risasi za dhahabu nakusubiri apa uje, mjinga sana unategemea kesho headlines ziandikwaje???? Eti, 'SENIOR MANAGER ACHARANGWA HADI KUFA NA MAPANGA'???
Hiyo ni aibu sawa jambazi??

Nice joke! Why don't you send it to the Jokes column?