Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

Grahams · Jun 6, 2023

Mideko said:
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Tutakupa kazi ya kupresent 😜

antimatter · Jun 6, 2023

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mzabzab · Jun 6, 2023

antimatter said:
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Hao wanawakee clever ni 1 in a million

mzabzab · Jun 6, 2023

antimatter said:
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Kabisa....always remember a woman has more options than a man unless the man is a billionaire

antimatter · Jun 6, 2023

mzabzab said:
Kabisa....always remember a woman has more options than a man unless the man is a billionaire

📌🔨

antimatter · Jun 6, 2023

Uombaji wa Tendo la Ndoa:-

WAMASAI: Mama Yeyooo, nipe ile kitu namesa mwensake.
WAHAYA: Mama Koku, infwacti njoo tuperform
WACHAGA: Mama Manka, Fungua Kibubu nitupie shilingi
WAPEMBA: Mama Ali, panua paja gogo laja!
WAZARAMO - (hamna tafsida): Mama Hanzurini, andaa k*#, m*$$ yaja.

KUTATABHETAKULE · Jun 6, 2023

Scars said:
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You mean whoever read this is a monkey. That's a bad joke!

Mpwayungu Village · Jun 6, 2023

proton pump said:
𝐌𝐏𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐔 𝐕𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐆𝐄View attachment 2647078 View attachment 2647079

Hamjitambui nyie

Mshana Jr · Jun 6, 2023

Smart911 said:
Technology ndipo ilipofikia...

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Linauzwaje

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Mshana Jr · Jun 6, 2023

antimatter said:
Duh!
She is way too old for that..
Ukifanya uzinduzi tu, anakata moto mazima

Halafu unapewa murder

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Mshana Jr · Jun 6, 2023

Mideko said:
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Lila na fila.....

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KUTATABHETAKULE · Jun 6, 2023

Zyaire said:
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I do not know how they do it. I've a friend of mine who does the same. He sleeps during the meeting but if you look at him you'll note that he is writing in his note book. If you look carefully you'll see that what he writes is gibberish just like what P is doing here!

MtanzaniaMakini · Jun 6, 2023

mshipa said:

😀

Mshana Jr · Jun 6, 2023

The vehicle

here is for Mr. Frackson Banda. He was out with his wife shopping

in Kamwala. He opted to remain in the car as the wife went round to do her shopping. As he waited, he saw a very beautiful woman across the street. The urge to get her number

for later use couldn't hold, he quickly got out of the vehicle and chased after the beautiful lady. As he was negotiating for her number, the driver of the truck

that was driving by lost control and crashed onto Frackson's car. MORAL OF THE STORY: Don't ignore beautiful women, chasing after them may save your life

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Thingis · Jun 6, 2023

Pale upo ugenini harafu umekaribishwa chakula ule, vile kama hutaki🤣😂😂😂🤦

KUTATABHETAKULE · Jun 6, 2023

Mshana Jr said:
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... And so do I..

KUTATABHETAKULE · Jun 6, 2023

Numbisa said:
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Nionavyo mimi huyo ndo kainogesha kabisa. Utadhani makalio!

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