Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

[antimatter]

"As you get older, three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.”
—Sir Norman Wisdom

 

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“Never do anything out of hunger. Not even eating.”
—Frank Semyon (Vince Vaughn), True Detective

 

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“You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.”
—George Burns

 

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"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.”
—Oscar Wilde

 

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“If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.” —Aldo Cammarota

 

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"Never criticize your spouse’s faults; if it weren’t for them, your mate might have found someone better than you.” —Jay Trachman

 

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“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.” —Phyllis Diller

 

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“A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.” —Dave Barry

 

[Mshana Jr]

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Naroga mtu

 

[Mshana Jr]

 

[Mshana Jr]

 

[Mshana Jr]

 

[Smart911]

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Sasa mtu kama huyu anatoa maamuzi gani...

 

[Farolito]

Aisee!
Ni Mtanzania?

Ni mtanzania,anasoma IST,anasema eti Ali hangisha kwa wadau mbalimbali,sijui in wadau gani ila nilimuona juzi akiongea pamoja ya mama yake hapo kwenye kituo cha hao watoto

 

[Mshana Jr]

 

[luqman luqman]

 

[Midekoo]

Tena na mkongo lazima nitumie mpaka mbususu ifuke moshi

 

[Midekoo]

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[Midekoo]