Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

[Philipo D. Ruzige]

Sprite za kopo. Wadada wanatakiwa kufungua kwa umakini sana

 

[Philipo D. Ruzige]

 

[Philipo D. Ruzige]

Intelijensia

 

[Philipo D. Ruzige]

Upoke sms ya pesa

 

[Philipo D. Ruzige]

 

[Philipo D. Ruzige]

Mzigo wa kula hauchoshi

 

[Philipo D. Ruzige]

Si Bora nikufe tu

 

[Philipo D. Ruzige]

Ustaarabu wa kiafrika

 

[Philipo D. Ruzige]

 

[Poor Brain]

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Ya buyenze🤣🤣🤣🙌🙌🙌🙌

 

[antimatter]

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Na utitiri huu wa watoto bado ana mchepuko 🙄

 

[antimatter]

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
—Jack Handey

 

[antimatter]

“I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
—Rita Rudner

 

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“I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.”
—Phyllis Diller

 

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“You know you’ve reached middle age when you’re cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police.”
—Joan Rivers

 

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“I saw a study that said speaking in front of a crowd is considered the number one fear of the average person. Number two was death. This means to the average person, if you have to be at a funeral, you would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.”
—Jerry Seinfeld

 

[mkabasia]

Mshanaa...
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Wewe na Mshana natamani siku moja niwaone wenza wenu.

 

[antimatter]

“Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.”

 

[antimatter]

"A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.”
—Graham Norton

 

[antimatter]

“Here’s all you have to know about men and women: Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”
—George Carlin