“If a guy dumps or breaks your heart, take his phone and leave. Call his Mother and tell her the guy is dead. Tell her you’re actually calling from the accident scene, then switch off that phone. You cannot be crying alone. She must also feel the pain for not raising him well.”
Robert Mugabe
“If President Barack Obama wants me to allow marriage for same-sex couples in my country (Zimbabwe), he must come here so that I marry him first.” Robert Mugabe
Racism will never end as long as white cars are using black tyres; if people still use Black to symbolize bad luck and White for peace, if people still wear white clothes at weddings and black clothes at funerals; as long as those who don’t pay their bills are blacklisted and not white-listed. But I don’t care as long as I am using the white toilet paper to wipe my ass.
Robert Mugabe
You smoke weed and you take some coke. Few minutes after, you hear ‘chooboi chooboi’ in your head. It’s a set up. The moment you answer, ‘Yei’, you are mad.😁
Robert Mugabe