A girl's story during a family dinner...
Girl: Mummy, as I was coming back from the school, I saw daddy.
Mum: You saw daddy doing what?
Dad: Shut up.. Don't talk with food in your mouth!
Mom: Talk, my dear, I'm listening
Girl: I saw daddy taking a lady into the bush, and they started doing.
Dad: I said don't talk with food in your mouth!
Girl: 😳
Mum: Let her talk dear. Baby I'm listening..
Girl: They started doing what you used to do with the gateman when daddy is not around..
Mum: Come on, idiot., Shut up! Don't talk with food in your mouth!