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[Mshana Jr]

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[Saint Anne]

Tumogheleee

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[Mshana Jr]

 

[Saint Anne]

Akiyanani

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[Mshana Jr]

 

[Mshana Jr]

 

[Mshana Jr]

During a robbery in Zimbabwe, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you."

Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called "Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.

 

[Mshana Jr]

When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!"

This is called "Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do!

 

[Mshana Jr]

When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber "Big brother, let's count how much we got."

The older robber said: "You are very stupid.

There is so much money it will take us a long time to count.

 

[Mshana Jr]

When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber "Big brother, let's count how much we got."

The older robber said: "You are very stupid.

There is so much money it will take us a long time to count.

Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"

This is called "Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!

After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly.

 

[Mshana Jr]

But the supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.

This is called "Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage.

 

[Mshana Jr]

But the supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.

This is called "Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage.
The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month."

This is called "Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.

The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank.

 

[Kelsea]

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[Mshana Jr]

The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: "We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million . It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"
This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"

The bank manager and the supervisor were all smiling and happy afterall !!

 

[Mshana Jr]

The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: "We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million . It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"
This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"

The bank manager and the supervisor were all smiling and happy afterall !!

 

[Kelsea]

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[Dormant Account]

Ilimu

Njia Rahisi ya Kujua kama Nyumba yako Inaingiwa na Wachawi ni Kutumia Mzizi wa Mti wa Mkunde, Huu Mzizi Unauweka Sehemu ya Wazi ambayo Utauona uweke hapo kwa muda Mrefu tuu Siku usipoukuta Ujue Wachawi wanaingia Kuwanga Ndani kwako.!View attachment 2458348

Umeanza uchawi wako

 

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[Saint Anne]

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