Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

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“A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.”
—Graham Norton

 

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“As you get older, three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.”
—Sir Norman Wisdom

 

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“You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.”
—George Burns

 

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“Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.”
—Oscar Wilde

 

[Pabloz]

 

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Next kwenye bongo fleva videos

 

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[ngosha wa mwanza]

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Chakula inachagua chakula

 

[McRiyckeel]

Duh!

wana wanabuni mbinu...maybe yaweza faa kutoa virginity maana mtiti ule sio wa nchi hii

 

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“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
—Jack Handey

 

[McRiyckeel]

 

[sarcomere1]

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Whatever the case

 

[antimatter]

wana wanabuni mbinu...maybe yaweza faa kutoa virginity maana mtiti ule sio wa nchi hii

Kabisa.. Ni kama pingu ya shingo na mikono..
Inabidi atulie kama ananyolewa wakati wa uzinduzi asijinyonge mwenyewe 😁

 

[Living Pablo]

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Kuna TV moja ina kipindi cha Tamthilia kinaitwa "USINIULIZE".
Sasa, kijana mmoja alikuwa anaangalia kipindi hiki jumamosi mchana, mara babaake akaingia:-
Baba: Unaangalia nini mwanangu?
Kijana: Usiniulize..
Mkong'oto wa nguvu saaanaa ukafuatia😁

 

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Wezi wa Mifugo waliiba ng'ombe kwa Mmasai kisha wakamfunga Mmaasai Uchi kwenye Mti, huku mikono yake ikiwa imefungwa kwa kutundikwa juu usiku kucha..

Asubuhi Majirani wakamuona na kumpa pole huku wakijaribu kumfungua minyororo na kamba alizofungiwa. Mmasai akajibu:- sisikitikii Ng'ombe wangu kuibiwa, hapana, bali huyu Ndama waliyemuacha hapa.

Hapa nilivyofungwa siwezi hata kujigeuza wala kujitikisa. Sasa huyu ndama alikuja kuninyonya sana chakula ya mama yoyoo yangu usiku kucha akidhani ni chuchu ya ziwa la Mama yake.
Hapa nipo hoi kanipigisha mabao zaidi ya 10, sasa mwili wooote unavuta🙄

 

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