Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

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Dah..
Hapo ukitunukiwa inakuwa yoote😁

 

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Aisee..
Kwa hiyo huko Zimbabwe rais ana bosi wake!

 

[Mshana Jr]

 

[Ubena Zomozi]

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[LuisMkinga]

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Sasa yule anayeitwa sir Alex furgeson au Sir Isaac Newton walikuwa watumwa kivipi?

 

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"When your clothes are made of cassava leaves, you don’t take a goat as a friend.” Robert Mugabe 😁

 

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"If you are ugly, you are ugly. Stop talking about inner beauty because men don’t walk around with X-ray machines to see inner beauty.” Robert Mugabe 😁

 

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"When one’s goat gets missing, the aroma of a neighbour’s soup gets suspicious.” Robert Mugabe

 

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"Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your behind today will wipe your face tomorrow.” Robert Mugabe 😁

 

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"Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on, rather than send it to your mum, and you realise witchcraft is real.” Robert Mugabe 🤣

 

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"If President Barack Obama wants me to allow marriage for same-sex couples in my country (Zimbabwe), he must come here so that I marry him first.” Robert Mugabe 😁

 

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"What is the problem with deporting white men from Africa? We now have aeroplanes which can take them back quicker than the ships used by their ancestors.” Robert Mugabe

 

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“Cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in a piece of paper with fire on one end and a fool on the other end.” Robert Mugabe 🤣🤣

 

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Interviewer: “Mr President, when are you bidding the people of Zimbabwe farewell?”
Robert Mugabe: “Where are they going?” Robert Mugabe 😁

 

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“If I am given a chance to travel through time, I will go back to 1946, find Donald Trump’s father and give him a condom.” Robert Mugabe 🤣🤣

 

[Drc congo]

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[Ubena Zomozi]

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[mzabzab]

Ndo raha🤣

Raha yake nini? Raha ya kugegeda uone jinsi mrembo anakunya sura kwa utamu, jinsi mbususu inavyomeza mwenzie, tako linavyo vibrate...hayo mambo ndio ya aleta msisimko wa kugegedana

 

[McRiyckeel]

 

[amadala]

Raha yake nini? Raha ya kugegeda uone jinsi mrembo anakunya sura kwa utamu, jinsi mbususu inavyomeza mwenzie, tako linavyo vibrate...hayo mambo ndio ya aleta msisimko wa kugegedana

Khaaah sio Giza Totoro na mwanga kwa mbali🤗