Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

[Mawardat]

Na bado hata sijawajibu kwa upuuzi wenu nshaanza kukera

Nenda kimboka kapange foleni,usikate tamaa.

 

[Dormant Account]

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Atakuwa msukuma

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Ila wasukuma vinganganizi jaman

 

[Taavid]

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Kuku inaona aibu kuliwa🥲

 

[Taavid]

Huwezi kuwa mkubwa na hauna akili,wakubwa wapo na akili,



Stress zako ndizo zinakufanya ujione mkubwa,


Usione tunakaa kimya,mpuuzi unakera sana

Kaanzishe uzi wako ukareply hizo namba za matahaira wenzio,

Inabidi niishi nawewe vizuri, kumbe unaitwa grace kulagwa afu hunambii

 

[AlexProsper]

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Za nani hizo

 

[antimatter]

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it😊

 

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Chezea wake wanne..​

Mume: Niandalie mkeka niswali
Mke: Dini inasema uswali Msikitini
Mume: Dini inasema nioe wake wa4
Mke: Nisamehe bure Laaziz, nikuwekee mkeka sebuleni au chumbani? 😁

 

[Kadhi Mkuu 1]

Za nani hizo

Mzabzab

 

[antimatter]

Wadada na ndoa..​

Wadada wakiwa na miaka 25 kushuka chini, wanataka kuolewa na wanaume wenye Prado, V8, BMW, Vogue, Mercedes, nk..

Akifikisha miaka 30 anataka chochote kinachounguruma hata kama ni tumbo 😁

 

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Drunker​

In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.

A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.
The director of the factory wondered how to send him away.

They tested him.

They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said,
"It’s red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers."
"That’s correct", said the boss.
Another glass; "It’s red wine , Cabernet, eight years old, a southwestern slope, oak barrels."
"Correct."

The director was astonished.
He winked at his secretary to suggest something.

She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.

"It’s a blonde, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month. And if you don’t give me the job, I’ll also tell who’s the father!"

 

[Lamzettttt]

Tutafakari pamoja

 

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Ukiwabatisha hao

 

[antimatter]

JENNY​

Jamaa 1 alikuwa amekaa zake sebuleni anatazama mechi ya mpira kwrnye TV, ghafla akapigwa kwa frampen ya moto usoni na mkewe!

JAMAA: Waaai.. dah! VP tena darling kulikon?

MKE: kwenye surual yako wakati najiandaa kuifua nimekuta kikaratasi kimeandikwa "JENNY", unaweza ukanieleza huyo JENNY ni nani kwako?

JAMAA: aaah! wiki ilopita nlikuwa kweny mashndano ya farasi, na Jenny ndo jina alobandikwa farasi wangu yaani farasi wangu aliitwa JENNY!

MKE: sorry darling!

Siku ilofuata jamaa akiwa amekaa kochini huku akisoma gazet, alishtukia tena frampen ya moto utosini "kwaaang!"

JAMAA: Uwiiiiiii!.., khaaa! jamani mbona utaniua mie darling kulikoni tena?!🙄

MKE: farasi wako kapiga simu!

 

[Mshana Jr]

 

[Mshana Jr]