Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

[Mawardat]

Mume na mkewe?.​

Mume akamwambia mke wake:
“Funga macho yako tufanye maombi”

Akaanza kwa Kimombo:-
“…Ooh Lord, I pray for Grace, I pray for Mercy, I pray 4 Joy, I pray 4 Love, I pray 4 Hope, I pray 4 GLORY, I pray 4 Faith, I pray 4…...”

Mke akadakia, “Unaniringishia unadhani mimi sina eeeh” akaanza:-
I pray 4 Felix, I pray 4 Temu, I pray 4 Rweyemamu, I pray 4 Masawe, I pray 4 Benson, I pray 4 Onyango, I pray 4 Swai, I pray kwa wote niliowasahau!!

Ikawa ni ligi ya michepuko..!!!

 

[McRiyckeel]

Wanawake akili zao wanazijua wenyewe. Analiwa bure aliko na hisia wewe unayependwa kwa ajili ya kugharamia unapewa kwa mbinde. Na siku ukishindwa kugharamia ndo imetoka hiyo

ila Wanaume tunapitia mengi........unaugharamikia utelezi 🤣

 

[Mawardat]

Jamaa bahili kamtoa mke wake out..​

Jamaa: chips kuku bei gani?

Mhudumu: elfu 8
Jamaa: chips yai je?
Mhudumu: elfu 3

Jamaa : ziina kachumbari?

Mhudumu: ndiyo

Jamaa: Kachumbari mnauzaje?

Mhudumu: Kachumbari ni bure.

Jamaa: Eewaaa, ok, basi naomba leta kachumbari sahani mbili, chips ziache tuuu..

 

[Mawardat]

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Mbona ni wanawake wote

 

[Mawardat]

Kukula dame hana hips ni kama kubaka nyoka

 

[Mawardat]

'Beb nikupost ama itakuletea shida?' Is a very important question.

Hilo ni swali kutoka kwa baharia

 

[Mawardat]

Vijana tunateseka sana na shimo lisilo mwisho........

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Kwahiyo wanashare

 

[Drc congo]

 

[Mawardat]

Au unazama chumvini aaaargh ptu!

Mateso

 

[McRiyckeel]

 

[Mawardat]

ila Wanaume tunapitia mengi........unaugharamikia utelezi

Ndiyo maana mkaitwa wanaume

 

[McRiyckeel]

Ndiyo maana mkaitwa wanaume

si unipe tu...tuburudike vyema yanini kubaniana utamu

 

[Mshana Jr]

Kukula dame hana hips ni kama kubaka nyoka

Dah

 

[Mshana Jr]

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Hahaha

 

[Mshana Jr]

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Maua Sama Song

 

[Mshana Jr]

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Mungu anakuona

 

[Mshana Jr]

Vijana tunateseka sana na shimo lisilo mwisho........

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Duh

 

[Mawardat]

si unipe tu...tuburudike vyema yanini kubaniana utamu

 

[Mshana Jr]

 

[Mshana Jr]