Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

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Ndo mdada upo sebuleni kwako na wageni mnaongea, mara ghafla mbwa wako anatokea chumbani huko na huo mtwangio wako 😊

 

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Plane with 4 passengers aboard. Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, The Pope and a 10 year old boy. The plane is about to crash but there are only 3 parachutes. Boris said, I need one because I need to sort out all the problems in England. Takes one and jumps. Trump says, I'm the smartest man in the USA. Takes one and jumps. The pope says to the 10 year old " son , you take the last parachute. I have lived a long life and you have a long one in front of you". The 10 year old says "don't worry, there are still 2 parachutes. The smartest man in the USA took my school bag"

 

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Coronavirus was born in China, grew up in Italy, studied in America and finally became a business tycoon in South Africa

 

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I love the way Africans handle pregnancy issues.. they will just ask one question, "do u know this girl ??" Once u say yes, forget it my brother.. you are a father😊

 

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Mshahara​

Pamoja na Hali tete ya uchumi nchini, huwezi amini mshahara wa dhambi haujabadilika hata kidogo.. Bado ni mauti🙄

ngoja tumpange mama aupunguze

 

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My neighbour just brought a cat for me to buy and i told him i dont have rats in my house, and he was like "ok, ok, ok.. just buy it i will bring you the rats in the evening...."🙄

 

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Two farmers can be harvesting from the same farm without knowing each other.. Understand??
Or should i throw in more light?

 

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She complained about her boyfriend and her aunt told her to leave him.. The next day she posted:
"No monkey can separate me and my boyfriend.."🙄

 

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Last night, A friend of mine sent 400k to his girlfriend for her upkeep and she immediately used his picture as her facebook profile picture.

This morning, he chatted her up with a different account and asked her who the guy on her profile picture is and she said it was her classmate that died of CoronaVirus last year.

 

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Wickedness is when you know that you will not marry her but you date her for 5 years, Bro even if you finally make it to Heaven, you will not see God!!!

 

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Jana nilimsikia babu mmoja anasema:
"...Can't believe at my Age, i still look left and right before crossing the Road..In fact, i am going to Stop that Nonsense Tomorrow.."

 

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The only Advantage of a Wig :
You can Take it Off and eat Twice at a Party

 

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Dating Slim Ladies is advantageous.... They are very easy to hide Under the bed in case of Emergency😊

 

[mzabzab]

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Naiomba basi hiyo chupi yako

 

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Some Girls, When the pant is New, she will be like "Boo remove it yourself..."
But when it is worn out, slack and faded, She will be like "Boo wait, i have a Surprise for you, Close your Eyes..😊

 

[mzabzab]

Some Girls, When the pant is New, she will be like "Boo remove it yourself..."
But when it is worn out, slack and faded, She will be like "Boo wait, i have a Surprise for you, Close your Eyes..😊

mawardat ndio mambo yenu hayo. Kama nakuone vile na kale kachupi kako kalichotoboka🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

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When a girl Uploads her picture

Main Guy: No comment (Likes picture and pass)

Side Guy: Hey cutie 😎

Guy with no Chance: You're an embodiment of grace and goodness, an Angel on Earth, The Creator must have spent Extra days to create you, keep shining dear 😍😘

 

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The painful Truth about ugly people is that, they Expect too much From the Camera.. They will be like "The Camera did a very big mistake here.,.."

 

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Dressing cool and smelling nice is awesome.. But wearing a watch that stopped working 7 months ago is one of the biggest Problems

 

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Kwa hiyo huyu wangu nisimnunulie simu mpya....ila mbususu yake naitaka jamani