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[Smart911]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ndio nini mkuu

Ni rangi mkuu....

Hiyo hapo chini....

 

[Themann]

Ni rangi mkuu....

Hiyo hapo chini....

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

unaweza kutry na babe wako hii ?

Ni fantasy za watu hizi.

Kwa bebi wangu siwezi labda yeye aje na rafiki yake wao wawe wawili...japo napo kwa siku hizi wanaweza kuishia kupendana ukajikuta we mwanaume umepigwa chini 😁😁😁

 

[Mawardat]

What?
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[Mawardat]

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kwa hili bichwa langu

 

[Mawardat]

Hivi zoezi la sensa linaisha lini?
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Umeshahesabiwa babu?

 

[mzabzab]

Ni fantasy za watu hizi.

Kwa bebi wangu siwezi labda yeye aje na rafiki yake wao wawe wawili...japo napo kwa siku hizi wanaweza kuishia kupendana ukajikuta we mwanaume umepigwa chini 😁😁😁

Mie natafuta babe ambaye atakubali amualike one of her guy frends tupige threesome

 

[Khantwe]

Ni fantasy za watu hizi.

Kwa bebi wangu siwezi labda yeye aje na rafiki yake wao wawe wawili...japo napo kwa siku hizi wanaweza kuishia kupendana ukajikuta we mwanaume umepigwa chini

yaani demu akubebee demu, huu uzembe wa level gani

 

[antimatter]

Nothing is sweeter than dating three girls bearing the same name.. You post status, "I love you BLESSING", and each of them is thrilled 😊

 

[antimatter]

The minister in charge of a government contract calls for quotations...
A Chinese contractor quoted us$ 3 million. A European contractor quoted 7 million.. A local contractor quoted 10 million.. The minister asked the Chinese representative .."..why did u quote 3 million..?" The Chinese guy replied .. " 1 million for materials 1 million for labour 1 million profit.."
The minister asked a European rep.. She replied-".. 3 million for materials 2 million for labour 2 million profit.."
Finally, the minister asked the local contractor rep.. He replied.. ..
"..4 million for you.. 3 million for me.. .. .. and we will give 3 million to the Chinese contractor and ask him to do the job..!!"
The local contractor got the contract 🙄

 

[Taavid]

 

[Taavid]

 

[Taavid]

 

[antimatter]

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[antimatter]

Shilingi noma:​

Jamaa alikuwa anagombana na mkewe, hatimae
akamwambia kwa ukali
“Unajua nimechoka sasa, haya kusanya nguo
zako na……..

Kabla hajamalizia sentensi simu
ya mkewe ikaita, kumbe alikuwa ni baba yake.

Basi mzee akaanza kuongea na binti yake huku
jamaa anasikia

“Aisee mwanangu nimebahatika kuuza ile
nyumba yangu ndogo, sasa nimeona niwatumie milioni
20 mjaribu kuanzisha mradi na mwenzio.

Haya mwambie yeye nitampigia kesho kama
ana mradi mwingine nimpe hela kidogo”.

Baada ya simu kukatwa mke akamgeukia mumewe:
Mke:, ”eenheee!!! ulikuwa unasema umenichoka nikusanye nguo zangu halafu iweje?
Mume: (kwa upole sana, tena kama siyo yeye vile) “Baby wangu, mpenzi wangu, mama watoto wangu, honey wangu mtamu, Laaziz... nikuambie kitu? ...nilikuwa nasema tu, unikusanyie nguo zako zote chafu unipe nikusaidie kufua angalau kwa leo tu nijikumbushie... Si unajua mambo ya mahaba moto moto tena...”😊

 

[Drc congo]

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[Mawardat]

 

[Mawardat]

 

[Mawardat]